From: nosmith@vaxsar.vassar.edu (Flapjack)

Subject: Re: -Laura Z. WHERE ARE YOU?

Date: 4 Apr 1995 01:57:59 GMT

In article <nafziger.5.155.2F8062C2@osu.edu>
nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writes:

> In article <vtkk.v1wki.767.00E0E3E9@elvi.vtkk.fi> vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) writes:
> >In article <3lf37n$o0h@cabell.vcu.edu> pford@cabell.vcu.edu (Phil D. Ford) 
> writes:>>From: pford@cabell.vcu.edu (Phil D. Ford)
> >>Subject: -Laura Z. WHERE ARE YOU?
> >>Date: 30 Mar 1995 15:10:31 -0500
> 
> >>Where is the wonderful "--L"?  
> >>I miss the special guest appearances from Daja!!!!!
> 
> >Me too!
> 
> >Long time no vehement sack. Will Kaj no longer work for quik?
> 
> Three Bacon Sandwiches missing? I'm scared....
> 
> Jason.
> 

I'd like to share this unsettling poem I received this morning from a
"U. N. Bacon":

"Eight Bacon Sandwiches
Talkin' to the rev'rend
Laura got her own idea
And then there were seven

Seven Bacon Sandwiches
Eating fruity Trix
Steve got sacked vehemently
And then there were six

Six Bacon Sandwiches
Doing the hand jive
Kaj went groaning in some Quiksand
And then there were five"

Now that I think about it, I haven't seen Ray "Gerald" Crossdale in
months.  What could this mean? 

flapjack-who knows that Spatch is the only one who'll get the "talkin'
to the rev'rend" line, sue him


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