From: mastoc@rembrandt.its.rpi.edu (Christopher "Exidor" Masto)

Subject: The Eternal Golden Kibo

Date: 5 Dec 1994 01:28:46 GMT

     The Bozotic Order of the Eternal Golden Kibo...

...is a worldwide fraternity dedicated to the accomplishment
of the Great Beable.  The Great Beable is the union with one's
SubGenius, the Bozo in every person, and it exemplifies the
highest measure of self-centeredness.  Become one with your
ego.

   Members of Kibology will recieve, at no extra cost other
than to themselves, the most incomplete course on trolling
available.  Trolling is the art of causing newbiness to occur
at will, within and without oneself.  Through personal
instruction, in depth study and practice of this art, and
ripping off the readers of usenet, members of the Kibology
will work actively to understand the highest mystery of
existence: why Major Barrett got to be on Star Trek without
marrying the producer (Jean Ellison).

   Kibology is not just a religion, not just a scam, not just
a way of life... it WILL hand you Truth, but you won't be able
to read it without buying the expensive decoder ring.  It will
supply you with the tools you need to make a fool of yourself.
                         
			 ____
			/    \__         We spend so much of our life
	    |\         /    @   \        unaware that we are just
	    \ \_______|    \  .:|>       ordinary bozos.
	     \      ##|    | \__/        You're Allowed(TM) to stay
	      |    ####\__/   \          that way.
	      /  /  ##       \|     
	     /  /__________\  \          For a comprehensive information
	     L_JJ           \__JJ        packet, send all the candy in
                                         the world to:
                    ***
                   *You*                 Kibo
                    ***     ******       "GNU" Software Association
            ****     *     *Stupid*      Boston USA EARTH-LIKE-ORBIT
           *SPOT************little*
            ****     *     *puppy *      Superior mutants enclose $1.
                   *****    ******
                  *Bozo *
                   *****
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