From: spatula@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch)

Subject: PRESS RELEASE - For immediate distribution

Date: 19 Jan 1995 05:09:31 -0500

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Temporarily Spatch County(AP): Spatch, of spatula@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu,
announced his entry onto the World Wide Web with the Stupid Home Page
(http://unicorn.dorm.umd.edu/~spatula).  Finally those who have been dying
to know what Spatch would put on a homepage can rest easy.

	"It was long and hard, but it was worth it, " Spatch commented
on his efforts to play with HTML.  "Yeah, and that's what she said!"
countered his friend, Sir Horatio Q. Esperanto, who is not included in
the homepage for obvious reasons.

	The page is rudimentary at best, given the fact that Spatch has
NO GRAPHICS, since he's working with a dialup line and no possibility
at looking at a SLIP connection for a long time down de road.  However,
what he lacks in spiffiness he makes up for in sheer stupidity, including
more stuff about Spatula Tonight than you could ever care to read, plus
some odds and ends he has collected along the way.  Or maybe not.

http://unicorn.dorm.umd.edu/~spatula is where all your friends will be.

Ok, so maybe they won't be, but I can always try the Peer Pressure tactic.
And if it's not responding, keep trying.  You can always hope.


-- 
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"Yeah, but bacon tastes good!" - John Travolta
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