...where my scissors are? They were here a few weeks ago, now I can't find them.
tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: : joe lawrence <jlawren@osuunx.ucc.okstate.edu> writ: : >On 7 Dec 1995, Brett McInnes wrote: : >> : >> What is a bagelboy? : >A boy who smells like lox, looks like cheese, and sells 6 for a dollar. : DADDY!! Yes?
dman@dvsdghse.com writ: >do you believe in a supreme god Yes. Diana Ross ruled, man. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: : >"if superman and jesus got into a fight, who would win?") : Who would win in a fight between a dog, and a monkey? Who would win in a fight between a god and a monkey?
<In article <DJuJ6v.4uv@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> Frosty the Snowman writes: < spatula@retina.net writes: < >matmcinn@leonis.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writ: < >>Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) asks: < >>"if superman and jesus got into a fight, who would win?") < >Who would win in a fight between a dog, and a monkey? < Who would win in a fight between SUPER MONSTER GAMERA and GARY, THE < HAPPY PIRATE? Mighty John would defeat both of them.
Mike Czaplinski (mike.czaplinski@washingtondc.attgis.com) wrote: : Frosty the Snowman wrote: : > : >spatula@retina.net writes: : >>matmcinn@leonis.nus.sg (Brett McInnes) writ: : >>>Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) asks: : >>>"if superman and jesus got into a fight, who would win?") : >>Who would win in a fight between a dog, and a monkey? : > : >Who would win in a fight between SUPER MONSTER GAMERA and GARY, THE : >HAPPY PIRATE? : If Godzilla and Bruce Lee had a fight, Who'd win? : Mike "Bruce Lee, of course. Godzilla's just a guy in a suit" : Czaplinski As opposed to Bruce Lee, who's just a guy in pants. Ross--who guesses fighting is kinda like golf with clothes.
Atelier Zimmermann (c.zimmermann@magnet.at) wrote: : Who knows in which Magazines I can publish my new Inventions or fantastic : theories while not being betrait? : Carsten Zimmemann May I suggest UNBETRAIT WISSENSCHAFT UND IHRER GRENZGEBIETE, a monthly magazine produced by the Abian/Darwin Krankenkopfverlag?
e92tn@efd.lth.se wrote: : Subject: Women's pay gap smallest in Sri Lanka "Pay gap?" That's a new term for it. Largest in the US, right?
Brett McInnes (matmcinn@leonis.nus.sg) wrote: : Let M be a simply connected spin manifold, and let f be a : fixed-point-free isometric orientation-reversing involution : on M. Then, unless I am mistaken, which is very possible, : the quotient need not be a pin manifold. Is there any easy : way of determining whether it is? Take, for example, : CP^3 factored by the cyclic group generated by the canonical : antiholomorphic involution.
Neheb-ka-f <wepwawet@khentiamentiu.org.eg> writ: >BTW, I heard the same rumor about the great Michelle Shocked; not that >I'd think any the less of her if she married a man, but I liked her just >fine the way she was! My sister dated a man once, but we didn't mind, and he was a pretty cool guy. I guess some families are more open-minded than others. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Looky, looky, spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) sez: >Neheb-ka-f <wepwawet@khentiamentiu.org.eg> writ: >>BTW, I heard the same rumor about the great Michelle Shocked; not that >>I'd think any the less of her if she married a man, but I liked her just >>fine the way she was! >My sister dated a man once, but we didn't mind, and he was a pretty cool guy. >I guess some families are more open-minded than others. YOU PEEPLE ARE DISGUSTINK AND WILL BURN IN HELLL YOU, PREVERTS!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11! >-- >tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip >"Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot >EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula >Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
nafziger.5@osu.edu (Jason Nafziger) writ: >Looky, looky, spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) sez: >>My sister dated a man once, but we didn't mind, and he was a pretty cool guy. >>I guess some families are more open-minded than others. >YOU PEEPLE ARE DISGUSTINK AND WILL BURN IN HELLL YOU, >PREVERTS!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!11! Excitable boy, they all said. - spatch, who thought he was crossposting to alt.music.zevon.growl-growl-growl - >>-- >>tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip >>"Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot >>EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula >>Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
dave the bewildered writ: > So this guy is driving across New Mexico (or Nevada or one of those >other fucking desert states) in a van. He's bored and tired and >extremely stupid, so he puts the van on cruise control and both of his >feet on the dashboard. Hits a rather large pothole, which causes him >to slide off of his seat and onto the floorboard where the brake pedal >ends UP HIS ASS. The stupid part of this is that he sued the company >who manufactured the van AND WON. What a country. I hear he's shacking up now with the lady who spilled hot coffee over herself and sued McDonald's. They're getting along fine, but I for one am glad they can't breed. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
nosmith@vassar.edu (Flapjack) writ: >In article <4ao5cj$d7b@maureen.teleport.com> >sdc@teleport.com () writes: >> I live in Oregon. We hada big old hury cane last night and the pawer just >> came backon. >> >Well, you had better clean it up. Spatch promised the Oregon to >fighting Bob Evans. It's going to Australia! >flapjack-whose book on Thoreau must be around here somewhere You might try in the cupboard. Mime opening the cupboard, use a French handle... -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writ: >tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: >: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writ: >: ><In article <4agf7c$15a$2@mhade.production.compuserve.com Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> writes: >: ><Sure, cross-posting to alt dot stupidity is like having >: ><bees in your head, but there they are... >: > "Hey, man, he broke The President!" >: NOT RESPONSIBLE! >Bill, this one's for you. >SOCK! Hey! Yer just being biased now! That was the third in a line of FT refs. Why only catch me, huh? If I ever catch you in that Pizzeria Uno again... - spatch, who, on retina.net, can do what he wants without being hassled by the ROSS - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: : limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writ: : >tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: : >: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writ: : >: ><In article <4agf7c$15a$2@mhade.production.compuserve.com Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> writes: : >: ><Sure, cross-posting to alt dot stupidity is like having : >: ><bees in your head, but there they are... : >: > "Hey, man, he broke The President!" : >: NOT RESPONSIBLE! : >Bill, this one's for you. : >SOCK! : Hey! Yer just being biased now! That was the third in a line of FT refs. : Why only catch me, huh? What's an FT ref? I'm sorry dear lord Spatch, you know more about this stuff than I do, although that does mean that Abe Smith woudl like me more. : If I ever catch you in that Pizzeria Uno again... You'll buy one of those mug Sundays?!? Thank you, Spatch, oh thank you, thank you! This is better than a nickel. : - spatch, who, on retina.net, can do what he wants without being hassled by : the ROSS - Ross--who's going to check out retina.net just so he can hassle the SPATCH.
ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) writ: ><In article <4b2dp4$e1t@vassun.vassar.edu> nosmith@vassar.edu (Flapjack) writes: >< Hey guys! The Bacon Sandwiches just released a new one for Christmas. >< It's called "One Hand up my Buttocks" and it's rather absurd. > Is it about some guy driving in Nevada with his cruise > control set and his feet on the dashboard? No, it's about a girl named Lump who's in my ... never mind. >< IÕm stoked but IÕm grody >< IÕm tan but IÕm bland >< IÕm buff but IÕm sticky, reah >< IÕm vague but IÕm neutered >< IÕm gauche but IÕm spherical >< IÕm treed but IÕm bouyant, skooky > Huh? > When did the Bacon Sandwiches start singing in Swedish? Since our successful ABBA tribute album. - spatch, learning the words to "Waterloo" phonetickalley - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Nosy (ataylor@nmsu.edu) wrote: : <In article <4b2dp4$e1t@vassun.vassar.edu> nosmith@vassar.edu (Flapjack) writes: : < Hey guys! The Bacon Sandwiches just released a new one for Christmas. : < It's called "One Hand up my Buttocks" and it's rather absurd. : Is it about some guy driving in Nevada with his cruise : control set and his feet on the dashboard? : < IÕm stoked but IÕm grody : < IÕm tan but IÕm bland : < IÕm buff but IÕm sticky, reah : < IÕm vague but IÕm neutered : < IÕm gauche but IÕm spherical : < IÕm treed but IÕm bouyant, skooky : Huh? : When did the Bacon Sandwiches start singing in Swedish? I think it was during their ABBA period... Princess WhiteGoat, whose first album was the BS' "Waterloo"...
Looky, looky, fs5a182@rzaix06.uni-hamburg.de (Gwyneth Kozbial) sez: >Nosy (ataylor@nmsu.edu) wrote: >: <In article <4b2dp4$e1t@vassun.vassar.edu> nosmith@vassar.edu (Flapjack) writes: >: < Hey guys! The Bacon Sandwiches just released a new one for Christmas. >: < It's called "One Hand up my Buttocks" and it's rather absurd. >: Is it about some guy driving in Nevada with his cruise >: control set and his feet on the dashboard? >: < IÕm stoked but IÕm grody >: < IÕm tan but IÕm bland >: < IÕm buff but IÕm sticky, reah >: < IÕm vague but IÕm neutered >: < IÕm gauche but IÕm spherical >: < IÕm treed but IÕm bouyant, skooky >: Huh? >: When did the Bacon Sandwiches start singing in Swedish? >I think it was during their ABBA period... >Princess WhiteGoat, whose first album was the BS' "Waterloo"... Yup, it's just as I suspected, Spatch and WhiteGoat and the same person. Which means I now have compromising photos of Spatch...
dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) writ: >In some bacon article sdc@teleport.com stated: >> >>>Well, folks, I'm outta here, but I thought I'd leave a little present. >>>See you in January. >> >>We'll be here. Who knows? Maybe this thread will be too! >Maybe this thread will have changed name to >"Longest known palindrome for masturbation"... >You never can tell. Huh? -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Vamp (AdamJ@no_email.com) wrote: : \ | / : - POP - and SOCK! are the respective trademarks of Bill and Ross : / | \ : and are used blatently without any permission at all, so there. : Frank Sinatra appears courtesy of Gimme! Promotions. : Ahhh Ga doo appeared right out of the blue. \|/ -SOCK- An original by ---Steve /|\
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : sdc@teleport.com wrote: : : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : : : When I feel slack in the jaw and I need something to chaw, : : : I hanker for a hunk-a cheese. : : : Ross--who hankers for a hunk-a, a slab, a slice, a chunk-a, he hankers for : : : a hunk-a cheese. Yahoo! : : Sock? : : ---Steve who hankers for nobody : Nope. Check the subject--that's one bon-i-fide citation. And it's a : reference. Believe you me, my good friend, I was nothing nearly close to : what I despise. I could not, I would not, polliannarogurese in a boat. Would you, could you, with a mouse? : Look, a wagon wheel. That's a neat wagon wheel. Are you trying to avoid the question? ---Steve
sdc@teleport.com wrote: : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : : sdc@teleport.com wrote: : : : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : : : : When I feel slack in the jaw and I need something to chaw, : : : : I hanker for a hunk-a cheese. : : : : Ross--who hankers for a hunk-a, a slab, a slice, a chunk-a, he hankers for : : : : a hunk-a cheese. Yahoo! : : : Sock? : : : ---Steve who hankers for nobody : : Nope. Check the subject--that's one bon-i-fide citation. And it's a : : reference. Believe you me, my good friend, I was nothing nearly close to : : what I despise. I could not, I would not, polliannarogurese in a boat. : Would you, could you, with a mouse? Excuse me, but in the deal we made before this interview I specifcically stated that I would be answering no quenstions regarding rodentia of any kind. : : Look, a wagon wheel. : That's a neat wagon wheel. Are you trying to avoid the question? What question? Ross--who yet won't spoil your dinner.
limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) wrote:
:sdc@teleport.com (Steve) wrote:
[snip]
:: Would you, could you, with a mouse?
:Excuse me, but in the deal we made before this interview I
:specifcically stated that I would be answering no quenstions
:regarding rodentia of any kind.
Not even the Giant Rat of Sumatra?
--Bill
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
sdc@teleport.com () writ: >Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: >: When I feel slack in the jaw and I need something to chaw, >: I hanker for a hunk-a cheese. >: Ross--who hankers for a hunk-a, a slab, a slice, a chunk-a, he hankers for >: a hunk-a cheese. Yahoo! >Sock? Sock. That's for "NOT RESPONSIBLE". >---Steve who hankers for nobody -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
<In article <4b5h5s$dg3@news.bu.edu> limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes: < When I feel slack in the jaw and I need something to chaw, < I hanker for a hunk-a cheese. What about a hunk-a, hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' luv? < Ross--who hankers for a hunk-a, a slab, a slice, a chunk-a, he hankers for < a hunk-a cheese. Yahoo! Nosy, who's not offering, btw.
ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) wrote:
:<In article <4b5h5s$dg3@news.bu.edu> limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil)
:<writes:
:< When I feel slack in the jaw and I need something to chaw,
:< I hanker for a hunk-a cheese.
: What about a hunk-a, hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' luv?
^^^^^^^
Your doctor can give you shots for that.
:< Ross--who hankers for a hunk-a, a slab, a slice, a chunk-a,
:<he hankers for
:< a hunk-a cheese. Yahoo!
: Nosy, who's not offering, btw.
no comment
--Bill
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
kegranro@mtu.edu (cagey) writ: >On 19 Dec 1995 05:14:52 GMT, Ross Garmil <limrag@bu.edu> wrote: > > tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: > > : limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writ: > > > > : >Flapjack (nosmith@vassar.edu) wrote: > > : >: In article <4apom7$s9f@nic.umass.edu> > > : >: spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) writes: > > > > : >: > pford@cabell.vcu.edu (cabbage) writ: > > : >: > > > : >: > >Everytime I pull up to my office and set my car in park, > > : >: > >it just sits there! Why won't it do the duty of valet > > : >: > >and set the damn thing in a spot.... > > : >: > > > : >: > That's cause you don't have Kitt for a car. > > : >: > > > : >: > > > : >: > - spatch, "spatchel, be careful." - > > : >: > > > > > : >: Hey! Was that from the episode where they got out of some scrape by > > : >: using turbo boost? > > > > : >: flapjack-who loved that one > > > > : >Oh no, I missed that one. > > > > : >I was busy watching the Three's Company when there was some kind of > > : >misunderstanding. > > > > : I didn't see that. But I did, however, see the episode of Alice where Flo > > : said "Kiss my grits!" It was so funny! > > > > Damn, you mean I missed that one again? I was busy watching the Incredible > > Hulk when Bill Bixby found a way to cure himself, but ended up turning into > > the Hulk and destroying the scientific equipment he needed. >Geez, I missed all the good shows. The only one I saw was that Duke's of Hazzard >episode where Bo and Luke escape the law by jumping over a canyon in the General >Lee. That was cool! > > I REMEMBER THAT ONE! That was like a two-hour special or something. Reminded me of the episode of He-Man where He-Man has the chance to kill Skeletor but he says "No, you shall go free, and let this be a lesson to you." Brought a teat to my eye. Er, a tear. I only wish a teat. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
On Wed, 20 Dec 1995 06:36:31 GMT, tv's Spatch <spatula@retina.net> wrote:
> kegranro@mtu.edu (cagey) writ:
>
> >On 19 Dec 1995 05:14:52 GMT, Ross Garmil <limrag@bu.edu> wrote:
> > > tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote:
> > > : limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writ:
> > >
> > > : >Flapjack (nosmith@vassar.edu) wrote:
> > > : >: In article <4apom7$s9f@nic.umass.edu>
> > > : >: spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) writes:
> > >
> > > : >: > pford@cabell.vcu.edu (cabbage) writ:
> > > : >: >
> > > : >: > >Everytime I pull up to my office and set my car in park,
> > > : >: > >it just sits there! Why won't it do the duty of valet
> > > : >: > >and set the damn thing in a spot....
> > > : >: >
> > > : >: > That's cause you don't have Kitt for a car.
> > > : >: >
> > > : >: >
> > > : >: > - spatch, "spatchel, be careful." -
> > > : >: >
> > >
> > > : >: Hey! Was that from the episode where they got out of some scrape by
> > > : >: using turbo boost?
> > >
> > > : >: flapjack-who loved that one
> > >
> > > : >Oh no, I missed that one.
> > >
> > > : >I was busy watching the Three's Company when there was some kind of
> > > : >misunderstanding.
> > >
> > > : I didn't see that. But I did, however, see the episode of Alice where Flo
> > > : said "Kiss my grits!" It was so funny!
> > >
> > > Damn, you mean I missed that one again? I was busy watching the Incredible
> > > Hulk when Bill Bixby found a way to cure himself, but ended up turning into
> > > the Hulk and destroying the scientific equipment he needed.
>
> >Geez, I missed all the good shows. The only one I saw was that Duke's of Hazzard
> >episode where Bo and Luke escape the law by jumping over a canyon in the General
> >Lee. That was cool!
> > >
>
> I REMEMBER THAT ONE! That was like a two-hour special or something. Reminded
> me of the episode of He-Man where He-Man has the chance to kill Skeletor but
> he says "No, you shall go free, and let this be a lesson to you."
Ooh.. that was a good one. But it still wasn't as good as that one special they
did on Voltron (the lion one). Did you see that? They were getting the shit beat
out of them until they all got together and formed Voltron ("And I'll form the
head!") then they made that sword and cut the bad robot thingy right in half. They
should have done that more often.
cagey -- who thinks that Voltron must have gotten lessons from Magnus
--
my new .sig will have japanese animation in it
cagey (kegranro@mtu.edu) wrote:
: On Wed, 20 Dec 1995 06:36:31 GMT, tv's Spatch <spatula@retina.net> wrote:
: > kegranro@mtu.edu (cagey) writ:
: > > > : >: >
: > > > : >: > >Everytime I pull up to my office and set my car in park,
: > > > : >: > >it just sits there! Why won't it do the duty of valet
: > > > : >: > >and set the damn thing in a spot....
: > > > : >: >
: > > > : >: > That's cause you don't have Kitt for a car.
: > > > : >: >
: > > > : >: >
: > > > : >: > - spatch, "spatchel, be careful." -
: > > > : >: >
: > > >
: > > > : >: Hey! Was that from the episode where they got out of some scrape by
: > > > : >: using turbo boost?
: > > >
: > > > : >: flapjack-who loved that one
: > > >
: > > > : >Oh no, I missed that one.
: > > >
: > > > : >I was busy watching the Three's Company when there was some kind of
: > > > : >misunderstanding.
: > > >
: > > > : I didn't see that. But I did, however, see the episode of Alice where Flo
: > > > : said "Kiss my grits!" It was so funny!
: > > >
: > > > Damn, you mean I missed that one again? I was busy watching the Incredible
: > > > Hulk when Bill Bixby found a way to cure himself, but ended up turning into
: > > > the Hulk and destroying the scientific equipment he needed.
: >
: > >Geez, I missed all the good shows. The only one I saw was that Duke's of Hazzard
: > >episode where Bo and Luke escape the law by jumping over a canyon in the General
: > >Lee. That was cool!
: > > >
: >
: > I REMEMBER THAT ONE! That was like a two-hour special or something. Reminded
: > me of the episode of He-Man where He-Man has the chance to kill Skeletor but
: > he says "No, you shall go free, and let this be a lesson to you."
: Ooh.. that was a good one. But it still wasn't as good as that one special
: they did on Voltron (the lion one). Did you see that? They were getting
: the shit beat out of them until they all got together and formed Voltron
: ("And I'll form the head!") then they made that sword and cut the bad robot
: thingy right in half. They should have done that more often.
See, now the Power Rangers can learn things from these guys.
I actually missed it because it was on opposite the episode of GIJoe when
they fought Cobra and were almost defeated, but the person working for Cobra
decided that he could take all the power for himself, and screwed everything
up for all the bad guys. That was a close one for Joe.
Ross--who was really too old for many of these shows.
Looky, looky, kegranro@mtu.edu (cagey) sez:
>On Wed, 20 Dec 1995 06:36:31 GMT, tv's Spatch <spatula@retina.net> wrote:
> > kegranro@mtu.edu (cagey) writ:
> >
> > >On 19 Dec 1995 05:14:52 GMT, Ross Garmil <limrag@bu.edu> wrote:
> > > > tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote:
> > > > : limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writ:
> > > >
> > > > : >Flapjack (nosmith@vassar.edu) wrote:
> > > > : >: In article <4apom7$s9f@nic.umass.edu>
> > > > : >: spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) writes:
> > > >
> > > > : >: > pford@cabell.vcu.edu (cabbage) writ:
> > > > : >: >
> > > > : >: > >Everytime I pull up to my office and set my car in park,
> > > > : >: > >it just sits there! Why won't it do the duty of valet
> > > > : >: > >and set the damn thing in a spot....
> > > > : >: >
> > > > : >: > That's cause you don't have Kitt for a car.
> > > > : >: >
> > > > : >: >
> > > > : >: > - spatch, "spatchel, be careful." -
> > > > : >: >
> > > >
> > > > : >: Hey! Was that from the episode where they got out of some scrape by
> > > > : >: using turbo boost?
> > > >
> > > > : >: flapjack-who loved that one
> > > >
> > > > : >Oh no, I missed that one.
> > > >
> > > > : >I was busy watching the Three's Company when there was some kind of
> > > > : >misunderstanding.
> > > >
> > > > : I didn't see that. But I did, however, see the episode of Alice where Flo
> > > > : said "Kiss my grits!" It was so funny!
> > > >
> > > > Damn, you mean I missed that one again? I was busy watching the Incredible
> > > > Hulk when Bill Bixby found a way to cure himself, but ended up turning into
> > > > the Hulk and destroying the scientific equipment he needed.
> >
> > >Geez, I missed all the good shows. The only one I saw was that Duke's of Hazzard
> > >episode where Bo and Luke escape the law by jumping over a canyon in the General
> > >Lee. That was cool!
> > > >
> >
> > I REMEMBER THAT ONE! That was like a two-hour special or something. Reminded
> > me of the episode of He-Man where He-Man has the chance to kill Skeletor but
> > he says "No, you shall go free, and let this be a lesson to you."
>Ooh.. that was a good one. But it still wasn't as good as that one special they
>did on Voltron (the lion one). Did you see that? They were getting the shit beat
>out of them until they all got together and formed Voltron ("And I'll form the
>head!") then they made that sword and cut the bad robot thingy right in half. They
>should have done that more often.
What about that episode of G.I Joe where Cobra almost took over the
world but ended up being defeated by the Joes at the last minute? I
think that was the one where they shot at each other with red and blue
lasers for a while...
In article <4bcec2$hp0@news.bu.edu> limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) writes:
>cagey (kegranro@mtu.edu) wrote:
>: On Wed, 20 Dec 1995 06:36:31 GMT, tv's Spatch <spatula@retina.net> wrote:
>: > kegranro@mtu.edu (cagey) writ:
>: > > > : >: >
>: > > > : >: > >Everytime I pull up to my office and set my car in park,
>: > > > : >: > >it just sits there! Why won't it do the duty of valet
>: > > > : >: > >and set the damn thing in a spot....
>: > > > : >: >
>: > > > : >: > That's cause you don't have Kitt for a car.
>: > > > : >: >
>: > > > : >: >
>: > > > : >: > - spatch, "spatchel, be careful." -
>: > > > : >: >
>: > > >
>: > > > : >: Hey! Was that from the episode where they got out of some scrape
>by
>: > > > : >: using turbo boost?
>: > > >
>: > > > : >: flapjack-who loved that one
>: > > >
>: > > > : >Oh no, I missed that one.
>: > > >
>: > > > : >I was busy watching the Three's Company when there was some kind of
>: > > > : >misunderstanding.
>: > > >
>: > > > : I didn't see that. But I did, however, see the episode of Alice
>where Flo
>: > > > : said "Kiss my grits!" It was so funny!
>: > > >
>: > > > Damn, you mean I missed that one again? I was busy watching the
>Incredible
>: > > > Hulk when Bill Bixby found a way to cure himself, but ended up turning
>into
>: > > > the Hulk and destroying the scientific equipment he needed.
>: >
>: > >Geez, I missed all the good shows. The only one I saw was that Duke's of
>Hazzard
>: > >episode where Bo and Luke escape the law by jumping over a canyon in the
>General
>: > >Lee. That was cool!
>: > > >
>: >
>: > I REMEMBER THAT ONE! That was like a two-hour special or something.
>Reminded
>: > me of the episode of He-Man where He-Man has the chance to kill Skeletor
>but
>: > he says "No, you shall go free, and let this be a lesson to you."
>: Ooh.. that was a good one. But it still wasn't as good as that one special
>: they did on Voltron (the lion one). Did you see that? They were getting
>: the shit beat out of them until they all got together and formed Voltron
>: ("And I'll form the head!") then they made that sword and cut the bad robot
>: thingy right in half. They should have done that more often.
>See, now the Power Rangers can learn things from these guys.
>I actually missed it because it was on opposite the episode of GIJoe when
>they fought Cobra and were almost defeated, but the person working for Cobra
>decided that he could take all the power for himself, and screwed everything
>up for all the bad guys. That was a close one for Joe.
>Ross--who was really too old for many of these shows.
Guys, it seems that you have all the same fantastic TV series there
in the States as we have here in Finland! What a coincidence!
*MM
troddis@nyx10.cs.du.edu (Timothy Roddis) writ: >In article <25V9FD6w200w@alcyone.darkside.com>, >Erik Max Francis <max@alcyone.darkside.com> wrote: >>raccoon@cse.unl.edu (Joshua Hesse) writes: >> >>> This is going in my .sig.... >>> >>> Doctor Of Law (DrG@manus.org) wrote: >>> >>> : DOS 6.22 is an assembler language. >>> >>> : DrG >> >>Yeah, you should make it longer. >> >Every now and again there is some character who crops up on the net >and it strikes me that their behaviour can be explained in only one of >three ways: > (a) The character is ten years old, > (b) It is an AI program, >or (c) Both the above. Well, that would explain why Andrew Beckwith can't parse commas correctly. - spatch , or semicolons; either! - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
<In article <DJrMxx.5np@news.zippo.com> spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) writes: <dcase@berk.net (David Case) writ: <>Jesus! Save me o' Lord. I have been away from alt.stupidity for what seems <>like eons [but is really only months]! Help me to reconnect with Spatch, <>bacon and Bob Villa. Pleaaase! <Jesus lives in the projects now, man. Ever since that scandal with the Lupita <girl from Santa Claus (all grown up, check out her pics on alt.sex.pikshurs) <he's been hiding out from The Man. <Now if we only knew who The Man was. Didn't he steal the Sampo? Or am I confused, again?
"It is easier for a man to pass through the collar of a guillotine than....arrgh!" : |~~~~~~~| : | | : |~~~~~~~~~~~| : | I N R I | : |___________| : | | : |~.\\\_\~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/_//;~| : | \ o \_ _..-~ o / | : | ~~\ ~-. _.--~~ .-~~~ | : ~~~~~~~`\ ~\~~~~~~~~~~~~| |~~~~~~..-~ _.-~ ~~~~~~~ : `\ ~~--`_ ,,_,,__.---.~~~ _.-~ : ~-. `:;( 8 :/ _..-~~ : ~-._ `';¨ /-~-~ : `\ . / / : | : , | | : | ' / | : \/; . | : ;; | : `; . | : |~~~-----.....| : | \ \ : | /\~~--...__ | : (| `\ __-\| : || \_ /~ | : |) \~-' | : | | \ ' : | | \ : : \ | | | : | ) ( ) : \ /; /\ | : | |/ | : | | | : \ .' || : | | | | : ( | | | : | \ \ | : || o `.)| : |`\\\\) | : | | : | | : | | : *MM
<In article <vtkk.v1wki.1850.002AB092@elvi.vtkk.fi> vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) writes: <In article <4avksi$89e@mandolin.qnet.com> woofster@qnet.com (Woofster) writes: <>Hobbes kills Calvin's parents and rapes Susie Derkin; CALVIN goes to prison for <>both crimes. <Siegel kills Canter's parents and rapes Barney. Jay Leno goes to prison for <pretending to be Bob Villa while alt dot stoopidians sing Yankee Doodle and <they all ride into the sunrise. Yes! YES! And several of Bill's clones find the Sampo, so they all move to Finland where they are national heroes, while all stupdiditians Make Money Fast from Tortesss's chain-sneeze scheme! YES! YES! YES!
mirage69@ix.netcom.com(DrMirage ) writ: >STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS IN ALT.AOL-SUCKS YOU FAGGOT ASS QUEERS!!!! Cut it out, DAwn. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
In article <4avtht$fn9@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> abelian@ix.netcom.com(Craig Harmon ) writes: >In <4as700$75o_001@salford.ac.uk> AMG203@news.salford.ac.uk writes: >>In article <4an6ro$krq@news.eecs.umich.edu>, >> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew H. Fields) wrote: >>>In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.951213121814.25002D-100000@hamlet>, >>>Rusty Spoon <hrspoon@hamlet.uncg.edu> wrote: >>> >>[Absolutely F**k all] >> >>Quality posts, these.... >I agree. Me too. *MM -- gotta keep this thread going. Gotta keep this...
Magnus Mulqvist (vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi) wrote: : In article <4avtht$fn9@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> abelian@ix.netcom.com(Craig Harmon ) writes: : >In <4as700$75o_001@salford.ac.uk> AMG203@news.salford.ac.uk writes: : >>In article <4an6ro$krq@news.eecs.umich.edu>, : >> fields@zip.eecs.umich.edu (Matthew H. Fields) wrote: : >>>In article <Pine.SOL.3.91.951213121814.25002D-100000@hamlet>, : >>>Rusty Spoon <hrspoon@hamlet.uncg.edu> wrote: : >>> : >>[Absolutely F**k all] : >> : >>Quality posts, these.... : >I agree. : Me too. : *MM -- gotta keep this thread going. Gotta keep this... How long _is_ this thread anyway? ---Steve
<In article <vtkk.v1wki.1866.0020BFC9@elvi.vtkk.fi> vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) writes: <In article <4b85cn$951$2@mhafm.production.compuserve.com> Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> writes: <>sdc@teleport.com() asked: <>:Papa, tell me about the good ol' days... <>Mama's got a squeezebox, Papa can't answer tonight! <Yep, papa's got a brand new bagelboy. Mama's got a brand new key...
<In article <4b925r$k12@senator-bedfellow.MIT.EDU> llama@gnu.ai.mit.edu (Paul Kautz) writes: < In article <4a2s11$pg4@panix3.panix.com>, Tortess <tortess@panix.com> wrote: < * URI = Upper Respiratory Infection = (Antibiotics + Don't Hafta Go to < * Work) + (Sit Around all Day and Surf and Eat and Fart and Sneeze and Make < * Sure Temperature Stays Below 103f). < I once saw this movie where this Mad Bomber was taking revenge on < this cop and the cop had to stay above 100 degrees or else he would < blow up. I think it was called "Crack". Nah, that was the movie where the cop had to keep a kitchen machinery at 200 degrees F or above or else it would blow up. It was called "Crock".
<In article <4b99r7$99c@hearst.cac.psu.edu> "Michael S. Holmes" <msh104@psu.edu> writes: < Help me find a punchline for my new joke : < A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his < fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the < waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune < cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." "No tickee, no laundee".
<In article <4b99r7$99c@hearst.cac.psu.edu> "Michael S. Holmes" <msh104@psu.edu> writes: < Help me find a punchline for my new joke : < A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his < fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the < waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune < cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." "Sorree, we don' serve bacon here..."
<In article <4b99r7$99c@hearst.cac.psu.edu> "Michael S. Holmes" <msh104@psu.edu> writes: < Help me find a punchline for my new joke : < A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his < fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the < waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune < cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." "You soaking in it, Madge!"
<In article <4b99r7$99c@hearst.cac.psu.edu> "Michael S. Holmes" <msh104@psu.edu> writes: < Help me find a punchline for my new joke : < A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his < fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the < waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune < cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." "That's funny, all the other fortune cookies had AOL diskettes in them...".
Looky, looky, "Michael S. Holmes" <msh104@psu.edu> sez: >Help me find a punchline for my new joke : >A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his >fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the >waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune >cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." "The backstroke!"
Michael S. Holmes (msh104@psu.edu) wrote: : Help me find a punchline for my new joke : : A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his : fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the : waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune : cookie." So the waiter says," "Could I getcha anythin' bufore I gota the bathroom?" ---Steve
Michael S. Holmes (msh104@psu.edu) wrote: : Help me find a punchline for my new joke : : A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his : fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the : waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune : cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." Oh, well that's becuase you got one of the cookies without a fortune. Kinda funny that some people get fortune cookies without a fortune, dont'ya think? Eh? Pretty funny. I sure hope you see the humor in this because it's just really really funny to me. Don't you feel like laughing? Hahahah. You know they say laughter is contageous, and I know that I'm laughing. Hahaha. Ross--who should maybe try again.
"Michael S. Holmes" <msh104@psu.edu> writ: >Help me find a punchline for my new joke : >A customer in a Chinese restaurant finishes his meal and breaks open his >fortune cookie. To his horror there is no fortune inside. He calls the >waiter over and says, "Hey waiter, there's no fortune in my fortune >cookie." So the waiter says," ........(add punchline here).........." ".........(add punchline here)............." ?? That's not very funny. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Neil Fowler (ab608@freenet.hamilton.on.ca) wrote: : Boy/Girl, are you STUPID for reading this!!! I dunno. Are you? ---Steve Damit! Where's that sig-o-mine?
Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave
grooving with the pict and (zen@hal.com) wrote:
: I'm not really that stoopid.
: Sean - finally fesses up.
Humm Furrr Hah Fwee!
Humm Furrr Hah Fwee!
Humm Furrr Hah Fwee!
Steve Who wonders why that never made it into The Immoral Floyd Thread
and who also wonders what ever happened to it. (The thread)
idaniel@jesus.ox.ac.uk (Illtud Daniel) writ: >[makes like a banana & splits...] [flips like a pancake, pops like a cork] -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
In article <4b9sol$cm1@byatt.alaska.net> colette@polarnet.com (Sean & Rachel Colette) writes: >In article <4b2dc8$a06@news.netvoyage.net>, StarFleet@ says... >>slampman@teleport.com (slampman) wrote: >How about using your AOL, Copuserve, and Prodigy disks for bathroom tile? Is this Copuserve a new escort service? *MM
vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) wrote:
:In article <4b9sol$cm1@byatt.alaska.net> colette@polarnet.com
:(Sean & Rachel Colette) writes:
:>In article <4b2dc8$a06@news.netvoyage.net>, StarFleet@ says...
:>>slampman@teleport.com (slampman) wrote:
:>How about using your AOL, Copuserve, and Prodigy disks for
:>bathroom tile?
:Is this Copuserve a new escort service?
^^^^^^^^^
You know, that's what I thought the CI$ sales rep said
when I signed up.
--Bill
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
john patrick lodder (lod2@quads.uchicago.edu) wrote: : In article <4b5agp$ph4@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>, : Jason Nafziger <nafziger.5@osu.edu> wrote: : >Looky, looky, lod2@quads.uchicago.edu (john patrick lodder) sez: : > : >>and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Nope, haven't : >>found it. : > : >Here's a clue: : > : >[Look where the streets have no name] : My sister's to blame? For the poison rain? ---Steve
burleigh@tcg.anl.gov (darin) writ: >In article <DJu7Eo.KCA@midway.uchicago.edu>, lod2@quads.uchicago.edu (john >patrick lodder) wrote: >> In article <4b5agp$ph4@ixnews6.ix.netcom.com>, >> Jason Nafziger <nafziger.5@osu.edu> wrote: >> >Looky, looky, lod2@quads.uchicago.edu (john patrick lodder) sez: >> > >> >>and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Nope, haven't >> >>found it. >> > >> >Here's a clue: >> > >> >[Look where the streets have no name] >> >> My sister's to blame? >> >mysteriously bland. That's the Big Bold Taste of Bulls'-Eye. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Pultroon (pultroon@aol.com) wrote: : I am really going to kill one day. And it won't be unprovoked. It will : be highly provoked, and no jury will convict me because there would have : been such unbelievable provocation. : I didn't touch your sister Hey, Tortess! AS didn't touch your sister! Sounds like reason enough to me. Ross--who doesn't wanna miss this
tortess@panix.com (Tortess) treatened:
:I am really going to kill one day. And it won't be unprovoked.
:It will be highly provoked, and no jury will convict me because
:there would have been such unbelievable provocation.
Killing your bosses like that all the time is going to get
you talked about.
:yep.
I'm glad you agree.
:--
:Gesundheit.
Sorry. Here. Use this parachute to wipe that stuff off your
face.
--Bill
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
vtkk.v1wki@elvi.utkk.fi <Magnus Mulqvist> worte:
:In article <4b7s6f$3do@panix3.panix.com> tortess@panix.com
:(Tortess) writes:
:>Frank & Annemie (hyfran@tornado.be) scribbled:
:>: you talk shit too fucker
:>Can anyone think of a way to combine these five words with some
:>punctuation to create something funny?
Try: . ,. !
:>Or have I missed the point?
You'll see. dotSig, below. Now!
:You haven't seacube there isn't one. The "shit" looks like there
:might be one but it's only an illusion. Achoo.
:>--
:>Gesundheit.
Thnaks, Magnus, I was running low.
--Bill
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
Eddy Tanumihardja (k6teddy@iss.nus.sg) wrote: : Christmas without Christ isn't. The only reason why people : prefer christmas without christ is to avoid having to face : up to the presence of christ. You're right. Personally I always cross to the other side of the street whenever I see him.
Brett McInnes (matmcinn@leonis.nus.sg) wrote: : Eddy Tanumihardja (k6teddy@iss.nus.sg) wrote: : : Christmas without Christ isn't. The only reason why people : : prefer christmas without christ is to avoid having to face : : up to the presence of christ. : You're right. Personally I always cross to the other side of the : street whenever I see him. And what's Halloween without Hal? Easter without Eastwood? ---Steve
zumaque@pib1.physik.uni-bonn.de writ: >Proposing to change the group's name into alt.nous-parlons-francais.NOT You misspelled "alt.nous-parlons-francais.PAS". - spatch, doing that bridgework again - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
sdc@teleport.com() asked:
:You got any a' them new 1.2 gigawatt hard drives?
Yeah, they're on the shelf next to the 1000 milliohm resistors
and the cans of SWR wax.
:---Steve (Keyboard failure press F1 to continue. Huh?)
Huh?
--Bill (who needs a 5-ton muffler bearing for his car)
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
ab608@freenet.hamilton.on.ca (Neil Fowler) wrote:
:The only stupid questions are those that are not asked!!
Please question that in the form of a statement.
--Bill (read me dr. memory?)
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
cstone@nimitz.mcs.kent.edu (HasNoName) writ: >Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) wrote: >: Please question that in the form of a statement. >: --Bill (read me dr. memory?) >SYSTAT. DIRECT READOUT. UPTIME 9:01 I have been awake for ni-on hours... - spatch, mmMMMmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMMMmMmmMMM - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Neil Fowler (ab608@freenet.hamilton.on.ca) wrote: : The only stupid questions are those that are not asked!! Dear sci.crypt.pgp, I recently started using your product and must say that I'm astonished that I was able to live without it all these years. Keep up the good work! However, I think I found a bug in your program! In my situation, nobody must know that I am using encrypchun - let alone know what I'm talking about - so I incriptud the pgp software using the following command line: "pgp -ew pgp.exe". I have thus far been unable to deecript it again. (I get "Bad command of file name" errors) when I try to run pgp now. Am I doing something wrong? ---Steve
Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) wrote:
: sdc@teleport.com() asked:
: :You got any a' them new 1.2 gigawatt hard drives?
: Yeah, they're on the shelf next to the 1000 milliohm resistors
: and the cans of SWR wax.
I'll take four of them there resistors thingys if they come with the
manual and a couple of felopian tubes.
: :---Steve (Keyboard failure press F1 to continue. Huh?)
: Huh?
Huh?
: --Bill (who needs a 5-ton muffler bearing for his car)
---Steve (who needs a metric crescant wrench but keeps getting hung
up on when he calls around looking for one)
thibeaux@gnn.com (Laissez les bons temps rouler) writ: >New Pledge >I pledge allegiance to the flag >of the United States Against Anything Un-American >and to the Republicans for which it stands, >two nations, under Jesus >rich against poor >with curtailed liberty and justic for *all. >* except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions, >communists, socialists, pinkos, jews, atheists, agnostics, > welfare queens,pornographers, >treehuggers, feminazis, >illegal immigrants, children of illegal immigrants, and >you if you don't watch your step. >mostly bymatt groening Somebody sock him before he plagiarizes again. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
On 19 Dec 1995, Ross Garmil wrote: > Nosy (ataylor@nmsu.edu) wrote: > : ...to see what condition my Condition was in. > > Well so far you've lathered and rinsed, but I don't think you've repeated > as needed. > Ross--who's going to check for ya, if he's not back in ten minutes have some > purple skittles. Don't do it. Its a myth that repeating is good for your hair. Its a ploy used by shampoo manufacturers to make you spend more money on buying shampoo. Mircalla. __^__ __^__ ( ___ )-----------------------------------------------------------------( ___ ) | / | ,__ __ o _ _ Email: | \ | | / | /| | | ,_ __ __, | || | __, mircalla@cyberspace.org | \ | | / | | | | | / | / / | |/ |/ / | or.. | \ | |___| | | |_/|_/ |_/\___/\_/|_/|_/|_/\_/|/ ksm3ba@herts.ac.uk |___| (_____)-----------------------------------------------------------------(_____)
In article <4aiudr$j13@nuscc.nus.sg>, Brett McInnes <matmcinn@leonis.nus.sg> wrote: >ChuckWoolery wrote: > >: I am not familiar with the work in question, however, I wholeheartedly >: recommend MacIntyre's DIE KAPYBARENAUFKLARUNGEN. It's an excellent >: treatise on capybaras' influence on modern social and political >: thought. > >A truly seminal work. >Pity about the way the pages always seem to be stuck together. >Always wonder about that. The pages are probably still uncut. They only print the highest quality books that way, but if you get the paperback, it won't have that problem. Depending on the pictorial content, though, your edition could have stuck together pages for various other reasons. ===================================================== "Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB My opinions are not those of my employer. =====================================================
In article <4apoqb$s9f@nic.umass.edu>, tv's Spatch <spatula@retina.net> wrote: >twa@titan.np.ac.sg (Timmins William Anthony) writ: > >>In article <49tu8f$s24@nuscc.nus.sg>, >>Brett McInnes <matmcinn@leonis.nus.sg> wrote: >>>: in told me, extra martial sex is quite common in Singapore. > >>>I don't know what it is, but it sounds like fun. > >>But it could be quite fun with martial music and a sergeant Major too, >>couldn't it? > >>PS martial and marital are different words with very different means (though >>some might disagree about that :-) > >I'll say. I thought I had bought a martial aid so I could learn how to be a >ninja just like the Power Rangers, and instead, I bought a dildo! > > >- spatch, save yer fantasies for > alt.sex.pink-ranger.tight-lycra.spandex.woo.woo.woo.jism - You want *extra* martial sex? I guess, as Jacqueline Susan wrote, "Once is Not Enough." Extra marital sex is good thing, though. ===================================================== "Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB My opinions are not those of my employer. =====================================================
Magnus Mulqvist (vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi) wrote: : In article <4apqaf$sum@nic.umass.edu> spatula@retina.net (tv's Spatch) writes: : >vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) writ: : >>In article <wotanDJC1qn.41t@netcom.com> wotan@netcom.com (Wotan) writes: : >>>-- : >>>In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your : >>>pocket. : >>In Portland, Maine, it's illegal for man to bark at a police dog. : >In Lincoln, Nebraska, it is illegal for a man to chase after his hat. : In Corpore, Sano, it's illegal for a mind to be insane. In Portland, Oregon, it's illegal to sleep on the train tracks. ---Steve
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : Ross--who uses a Mac : Ross--who hates it when people say never again. : Ross--who couldn't decide which one he liked better, and leaves it up to you, : America! Does this mean that I can decide, or am I disqualified?... Princess "Hamburgerienne?" WhiteGoat
Gwyneth Kozbial (fs5a182@rzaix06.uni-hamburg.de) wrote: : Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : : Ross--who uses a Mac : : Ross--who hates it when people say never again. : : Ross--who couldn't decide which one he liked better, and leaves it up to : : you, America! : Does this mean that I can decide, or am I disqualified?... Yes. : Princess "Hamburgerienne?" WhiteGoat Ross--who wants to find Skip Stevenson, but he hasn't seen Spatch's fridge in ages.
Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) wrote: : dat92.jni@ludat.lth.se (ANTI-JN) wrote: : :In some bacon article spatula@retina.net stated: : :>vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi (Magnus Mulqvist) writ: : :>>In article <wotanDJC1qn.41t@netcom.com> wotan@netcom.com : :>>(Wotan) writes: : :>>>In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream : :>>>cone in your pocket. : ^^^^ HuH? An ice cream CLONE? : :>>>-- <---that's not a smiley!!!! : :>>In Portland, Maine, it's illegal for man to bark at a police : :>>dog. : :>In Lincoln, Nebraska, it is illegal for a man to chase after : :>his hat. <<--Well, they should've known better. : :Ah! But is it illegal for a hat to chase after his man? : Dunno. But it's illegal to carry a cow up in a hot-air : balloon in Indiana on a Sunday. : --Bill (hell, i don't know, but it sounds funny. at least : it gave those people in that church something to beef : about. sock me, ross.) I read it first! Sock. ---Steve
Flapjack (nosmith@vassar.edu) wrote: : Y'know, it's occured to me that the Subject: line on this thread is the : most Freudian Freudian slip imaginable. : flapjack-who will give you a minute for that d'oh... for some reason, I have episodes of "Herman's Head" running through my brain... Princess "Super-Ego" WhiteGoat
Looky, looky, fs5a182@rzaix06.uni-hamburg.de (Gwyneth Kozbial) sez: >Flapjack (nosmith@vassar.edu) wrote: >: Y'know, it's occured to me that the Subject: line on this thread is the >: most Freudian Freudian slip imaginable. >: flapjack-who will give you a minute for that >d'oh... for some reason, I have episodes of "Herman's Head" running through >my brain... Those damn Nazi's!!! Will the torture never end?
cstone@nimitz.mcs.kent.edu (HasNoName) writ: >tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: >: mergy@macdaddy.com (Jonathan Mergy) writ: >: >Bill gates is jesus 'cause he created da internet! >: and bacon. >Does that mean he's not jewish? That's right, Windows '95 is definitely not kosher. - spatch, cheweth it the cud - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : tv's Spatch (spatula@retina.net) wrote: : : mergy@macdaddy.com (Jonathan Mergy) writ: : : >Bill gates is jesus 'cause he created da internet! : : and bacon. : But can he beat up Superman. I doubt that Mr. Gates, even with a nice hunk of bacon, could beat up Superman... Unless, perhaps, he enlisted the help of Bob Vila... : Ross--I'm a Big Frog Princess WhiteGoat-- I'm the Madonna
Ross Garmil (limrag@bu.edu) wrote: : Magnus Mulqvist (vtkk.v1wki@elvi.vtkk.fi) wrote: : : In article <4b08lf$6d5$1@mhafc.production.compuserve.com> Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> writes: : : >ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) wrote: : : >:...and just like those other folks I heard on the radio, I'm : : >:hooked on phonics. : : > Huh? : : >--bill (oops) --Bill : : >johnny johnny johnny johnny OOOPS! johnny : : >johnny johnny johnny johnny OOOPS! johnny : : >-- : : Wut? No, it's : : johnny OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAH : : johnny OOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAH : : johnny OOOOOOOOH BAAABYYYY : : Wut? Okay, it's : : johnny L johnny O johnny V E S : : johnny johnny johnny WHA? johnny loves me : : johnny C johnny A johnny R E S : : johnny johnny johnny WHA? johnny cares : : *MM -- down in Lewisiana... : Excuse me, but who's Johnny, she said, and smiled in that special way, : Johnny, she said, you know I love you, who's Johnny, she said, and tried : to look the other way? Johnny? Who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, Who's Johnny? I mean, there was one guy name Johnny, but he was a big geek, and he always had food in his braces. This is like Citizen Kane, where we later find out that Rosebud was a sled, but we'll never know who Johnny is, cuz... she's dead!... : Ross--who gave him away. Princess WhiteGoat-- who shot him.
Vamp (AdamJ@no_email.com) wrote: : ... and I wondered what happened to Russ. Yeah, where is Russ? We were supposed to meet at Uno's. : Or is Russ Ross? Well, if he is then I guess he showed up with me at Uno's. : And if so did he SUCK! instead of SOCK! SOCK. Just for the hell of it. : Vamp - "Psychotherapy? Yes please!" To go, please. Ross--who has no idea what to say now.
In article <4bd3qj$tt0@huey.cadvision.com> banaszek@cadvision.com (n.r. banaszek) writes: >Can someone tell us about the Spanish sport of running through the >streets with bulls chasing them, are they trying to get a horn up the Actually the bulls chasing the men are their hats in disguise. *MM
dmdp@ix.netcom.com (Denis M. de Pierro) writ: >Stop this insanity.... >Newt shall rule.... >I will be a soldier for Newt and kill you all. I will laugh as you >blood spatters over the twisted 'N' on my helmet. >Seig NEWT SEIG NEWT >Emperor Newt .... Newt The Sun God... Newt the Glorious... >All non believers shall suffer for all eternity in the hot cauldron >of hell and I shall see you there, with fresh crimson on my spear. >HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Due to Seasonal Depression Syndrome, your daily Lithium rations shallll be doubled until January 6th. Just another way Spatchwood Sanitarium says "Happy Holidays!" -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Nothing like a good Genesis tune, I say. ===================================================== "Oh, to be in England now that April's there" --RB My opinions are not those of my employer. =====================================================
lod2@quads.uchicago.edu (john patrick lodder) writ: >Nothing like a good Genesis tune, I say. And that was nothing like a good Genesis tune! HAR! - spatch, who's been waiting a while to use that line around here - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
Red October (churchill@cybercom.net) wrote: : stevech@seikotsi.com (Steve) wrote: : >gwolfe@primenet.com (Gary Patton Wolfe) wrote: : >>en_binder@strela.baltic.de (Enrico Binder) wrote: : >>>Halli Hallo Xcott !!! : >>>>>Did I read correctly? : >>>>>Is there a DOOM (I mean the game, of course) for my tiny little : >>>>>HP48? here is it to download? : >>> XC> You can get it through anonymous FTP: : >>> XC> ftp 127.0.0.1 in the /pub/warez/hp/games directory. : >>>I get no connect to this FTP-Site ... Can you give me the right adress .. : >>>Thank's : >>>Tschuess Xcott : >>>With best wishes Enrico ... : >>> from the wonderful : >>> STRALSUND the Gate to Ruegen !!! : >>>*** e-mail : En_Binder@strela.baltic.de ************ Fido : : >>>2:240/9030.23@Fido.de *** : >>>*** e-mail : ebinder@fh-stralsund.de *************** Gernet : : >>>21:490/1630.23@Gernet *** : >>127.0.0.1 is your network loopback address.....read a book! : >>gary : >I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site : >either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator : >support networking through the IR link? : >---Steve : Jesus Christ people!! I didn't originally know that 127.0.0.1 is my : network loopback address, but what does that f**cking term sound like : to you??? Could it possibly mean that you're trying to connect to YOUR : COMPUTER??? HMMM??? Loopback!! Might that mean that you're trying to : connect to yourself, ie-looping back to yourself?? Hmm, I wonder.... : Hello??? Wake up, please. Why would anyone want to FTP to their own computer? It would seem that the only stuff you could get from it would be stuff you already had and you'd just be right back where you started. Or so it would seem. ---Steve
Chester Karma (fts@cris.com) wrote: : In article <4bfkd2$1ov@news1.seikotsi.com>, stevech@seikotsi.com (Steve) wrote: : >I've read many many books but I couldn't connect to that ftp site : >either. Is there a mirror? Also, does doom for the HP48 calculator : >support networking through the IR link? : It sure does.. and try the mirror at: warez.phantom.com I tried it and got the phollowing error message: Connected to warez.phantom.com. 220- 220- This machine does not service ftp requests. 220- Please use ftp.teleport.com instead. 220- 421 Service not available, remote server has closed connection But I couldn't find doom at ftp.teleport.com either :( Since teleport just happens by chance to be my own service provider, I should be able to get them to fix the mirror if I threaten to cancel my service. ---Steve
My news server won't let me post anything! ---Steve
Neil Fowler (ab608@freenet.hamilton.on.ca) wrote: : sdc@teleport.com wrote: : : My news server won't let me post anything! : : ---Steve : Hey steve, dude : Try crying to your service provider. Maybe they will help you, but make : sure you beg them, or they will call you an inmature little f**k who : complains to much. How do I look up my service provider? ---Steve
Suzanne Schroeder (suzsch@mail.utexas.edu) wrote: : In article <DJ75Gw.B8t@news.zippo.com> tv's Spatch, spatula@retina.net : writes: : >>What I find most rewarding about the 'net is the free and intellectual : >>exchange of controversial ideas within a concerned community of : >>caring professionals. : > : >Me too! : I, also! : With nothing better to do except be stoopid. As does yours trooley. ---Steve 'Tis better to have loved and lost a short person than to never have loved a tall. --Somebody Else.
danielfl@cg57.esnet.com (octinomos) writ: >In article <4beo8c$2pn@emf.emf.net>, jjelinek@emf.net (James Jelinek) wrote: >if you don't like spam, don't read it. >what are you ..... mr. censorship man? Hey, Mister Censorship Man, ban a post for me, Cause I'm stinky and there ain't no place I'm going to, Hey, Mister Censorship Man, cancelbot for me Cause where I go, the cheetahs, they will follow me. - spatch, follow-ups directed accordingly SO THERE - -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
octinomos (danielfl@cg57.esnet.com) wrote: : In article <4beo8c$2pn@emf.emf.net>, jjelinek@emf.net (James Jelinek) wrote: : : I bet if we just ignore the spam around this group it will rot away and go : : somewhere where it can be appreciated.... like the shithole! : : : : Anyways.. : : : : Just ignore idiots... and move on : : : : In Fire : : : : James : if you don't like spam, don't read it. : what are you ..... mr. censorship man? Ah, Mr. Censorship Man, my dear old friend. I remember the day we discovered first the Mighty Sock of Tortuga, whence our powers came. Last I heard of Mr. Censorship Man he was sailing in a pecan shell off the coast of the Ivory Coast shouting "If you say that, someone will come along and wash your mouth out with soap (soap, of course, being his mighty mighty weapon (given to him by the Mighty Soap of Cancun)). It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow, it may not even be before you're dead and buried, but oh, you there sir, yes you with the coastal ivory, mark my words, if you say that someone, someday will indeed come and wash your mouth out with soap." Poor deluded Mr. Censorship Man, how I miss his toothy smile, his greasy hair, and his pimply skin. Man, he made me feel handsome. : nothing pisses me off more than people complaining : about what other people wrote, if you have nothing : to add, then just don't say anything. So you react by complaining about what someone wrote? Mr. Censorship Man, *sniff* this one's for you, dear friend. SOCK!SOCK!SOCK! SOCK!SOCK!SOCK! SOCK!SOCK!SOCK! Good friends, good times *sniffle* let's go get a beer. : fucking move on like i'm gonna do right now, : i would have liked to have ignored you, but i had to let : you know, didn't i, it's the way posting works. Um, no, you didn't really have to. You could've just repeatedly hit your- self in the head with an iron until you forgot about the whole sordid detail, and moved on without annoying anyone else.. Ross--who misses dear Mr. Censorship Man
Robb Cunningham <iceolate@smartlink.net> writ: >After sitting through all that Ministry, this was a real treat. And I mean= > a REAL treat. I don't think a good synth can be truely appreciated until = >you have sat through an hour or so of pure guitar. This is beautiful. Thi= >s is the first Babyland purchase I have ever made, based solely on praise t= >he band has recieved on this group and from friends of mine. And I am defi= >nately not disappointed. >This music could be best described as industrial punk or punk with synths. = > The vocals are very angry, punkish, and undistorted. It's nice to see an = >industrial band that actually writes their lyrics on the sleeve of their al= >bum, and actually has lyrics worth reprinting. The music is minimal, repet= >itive, but in a really nice sort of way. I'm starting to really believe th= >e statement "less is more", and this disc is a prime example of that. >There are two categories of songs on this disc: fast aggressive tunes, and = >slower, more melodic tunes. Both are equally good in their own way. >This album seems like my dream industrial album. Aggression, noise, absenc= >e of guitars, understandable vocals, lyrics worth reading, punk-ish attitud= >e but without the crappy music that usually goes along with that attitude. >One stand out track here is "He Will Not Forgive", which is positively the = >best hip hop/industrial cross over I have ever heard. Almost like an indus= >trial version of the Beastie Boys or something. There was a thread on rap/= >industrial a while ago, I wonder why this song was not mentioned? >I recommend this album to, well, basically everyone. This is one of the be= >st albums I have picked up all year and I strongly recommend anyone who wan= >ts to broaden their musical horizons to go out and get this, be your tastes= > aggro industrial, EBM, or old school industrial. >By the way, I have not yet had a chance to watch the videos, which are in C= >D ROM, but I will post later with my opinions on those. >I am definately going to check out Babyland's earlier releases!!!!! Elitist. I don't think you liked it enough. I don't think you were satisfied. I think you posted this to spite all of us. I think you want to sleep in a heap of sheep. -- tv's Spatch, MSTie #43790, and now available with Kung-Fu Grip "Yeah, this is good old-fashioned nightmare fuel!" - Crow T. Robot EAT MORE BACON. http://uptown.turnpike.net/S/spatula Available at all Al's Toy Barn locations in the tri-county area.
wayne26@epix (Mr. Play-A-Day) wrote:
[snip]
:Soot C: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!
:The End
:Sootsayers abound at http://www.epix.net/~wayne26
That was truly demented.
Bravo!
--Bill
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The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
Try it!
It works!
You won't bump into things as much!!!!
--Bill
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http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
---Steve
sdc@teleport.com (Steve) wrote:
:---Steve
I say live it or live with it!
--Bill (sure, it's like having bees in your head, but there they
they are...)
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The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) wrote: : sdc@teleport.com (Steve) wrote: : :---Steve : I say live it or live with it! Hey! What happened to my post? And here I was going to tell everyone about some guy on the payphone asking whoever he was talking to if they saw that thing in the news about all those pigs. : --Bill (sure, it's like having bees in your head, but there they : they are...) I don't like bees. I guess one cool thing abuot winter is that there's no bees. ---Steve
Robb Cunningham (iceolate@smartlink.net) wrote: : helllo Hiii : -- : ÐÏà¡ ^^^^^ You mispelt. . . something. ---Steve
limrag@bu.edu (Ross Garmil) wrote:
:octinomos (danielfl@cg57.esnet.com) wrote:
:: In article <4beo8c$2pn@emf.emf.net>, jjelinek@emf.net (James Jelinek) wrote:
:: : I bet if we just ignore the spam around this group it will rot away and go
:: : somewhere where it can be appreciated.... like the shithole!
:: :
:: : Anyways..
:: :
\|/
-POP- Hi!
/|\
:: : Just ignore idiots...
Huh?
:: :...and move on
Sorry, ossifer...
:: :
:: : In Fire
:: :
:: : James
The hell you say.
:: if you don't like spam, don't read it.
:: what are you ..... mr. censorship man?
mr. censorship man
mr. sensorship man
they've taken away yer number an' given you a name!
twang! atwang! atwang! twang! twang! twang!
:Ah, Mr. Censorship Man, my dear old friend. I remember the day we discovered
:first the Mighty Sock of Tortuga, whence our powers came. Last I heard of
:Mr. Censorship Man he was sailing in a pecan shell off the coast of the
:Ivory Coast shouting "If you say that, someone will come along and wash
:your mouth out with soap (soap, of course, being his mighty mighty weapon
:(given to him by the Mighty Soap of Cancun)). It may not be today, it
:may not be tomorrow, it may not even be before you're dead and buried, but
:oh, you there sir, yes you with the coastal ivory, mark my words, if you
:say that someone, someday will indeed come and wash your mouth out with
:soap."
:Poor deluded Mr. Censorship Man, how I miss his toothy smile, his greasy
:hair, and his pimply skin. Man, he made me feel handsome.
:: nothing pisses me off more than people complaining
:: about what other people wrote, if you have nothing
:: to add, then just don't say anything.
Me too!
:So you react by complaining about what someone wrote?
:Mr. Censorship Man, *sniff* this one's for you, dear friend.
:SOCK!SOCK!SOCK!
:SOCK!SOCK!SOCK!
:SOCK!SOCK!SOCK!
:Good friends, good times *sniffle* let's go get a beer.
YES!
:: fucking move on like i'm gonna do right now,
tootles
:: i would have liked to have ignored you, but i had to let
:: you know, didn't i, it's the way posting works.
huh?
:Um, no, you didn't really have to. You could've just repeatedly hit your-
:self in the head with an iron until you forgot about the whole sordid
:detail, and moved on without annoying anyone else..
:Ross--who misses dear Mr. Censorship Man
--Bill (who has no [ ] and is somewhat nonsequiturish right now)
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
.
Where is alt.spudidity?
--
The following Web page has a point:
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/W_Wilkinson1
Picture the little guy inside the yellow triangle digging for it.
Darth Vader (seaner@exo.com) wrote: : Did somebody say something? : Sean No. We're just talking. ---Steve
http://fas-www.harvard.edu/~msulliv/spatula.html ---Steve
Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se