From: t1mitchw@soul.tv.tek.com (Mitch Williams)

Subject: Heartfelt Poem

Date: Mon, 26 Sep 94 19:25:24 MET

Roses are red, 
Violets are blue,
Your nose is the size
Of a B-52.

(That's the plane, not the band.)

nocaB dnA-

From: TNEWELL@acnet.wheaton.edu

If I was a dog
And You were a flower
I would lift up my leg
And give you a shower

--Mr. Datsun Yellow