Thank you Jonathon for that moving ode to salt. It isn't often enough that we take time from our busy days to reflect on all the wonderous blessings that salt bestows upon us. Since we are in the ode mood tonight, I'd like to take this opportunity to read one of my own. While we often sing the praises of inanimate objects such as salt and bacon, we have neglected to honor one of the greatest pioneers in our field. Let us bow our heads and give due respect to that lovable dog whose stupidity has inspired us all. *ahem* Ode to Odie by Keylime Small yellow dog Big red tongue He runs around in circles And eats his dung Oh dear odie You're such an idiot Your charm is unending But your wisdom is intermediate You wag that cute little tail And jump up on Jon's bed You always fall off the table Damn boy, have you got rocks in that head? Virtue and honor adorn you Your stupidity is never fleeting You must be the product Of some serious doggie inbreeding Odie, with humble hearts We salute you Your brain is made of crap But your loyalty is true You're an officer and a gentleman You've got such high class Now get the fuck out of here Before I kick your yellow ass. ____ .--"~~" ~"\___ Y ] ~~"\ l `v.,_ _/' ] \ | 7~~" /' \ | / /~"------"~ __.} l_/-^-<-. .--"~ Y I Y / l oj-<______ Y _ ~---~ ( ^ Y l |~t-.__( // \.__.^ \ | | ~\ _.^ "-._ | | "---"~ Y |-^----------..,__ . | |--.,__ --.,__ ~"-. \\ | l l "~--.,_ ~--. \ \\ _____ | \ \___, "-._ / \>-"~ ~"-.--j ~----/ "--" / ,--. Y _Y_ / ( ) ___ |_ ,-~ " "--" " ~-< ~-. / Y \ \ / / . l Y )Y / l /-.____l !\, ) ! / / Y / /"--" / \__/' \ / /_K-~ `\__K-"\__.-" ^.__K-"
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