From: mjdolak@access1.digex.net (Mike Dolak)

Subject: ABOI: Why I loath the USA

Date: 3 Nov 1994 10:33:27 GMT

[ Article crossposted from alt.nuke.the.USA ]
[ Author was Steinkoenig, Marc J. ]
[ Posted on 1 Nov 1994 13:22 CST ]

Here's a list of what I hate about the USA. Feel free to add whatever is 
appropriate:

1. Americans
2. Hyphenated Americans
3. Slutty American women 
4. Bad American food.
5. Pathetic American books 
6. Americans lacking of proper respect for Fredrick Nieztche
7. Americans constantly misquoting Karl Marx
8. Americans who butcher the German language by trying to speak it.
9. Disgusting American dialects of English
10. Pointless American sports
11. Americans addicted to religion
12. American teachers who have no knowledge of European history.
13. American teachers in general
14. American  beer
15. American liquor
16. American chocolate that tastes like plastic.
17. Ignorant Americans who never shut up and you end up having to shoot them.
18. Those rude assholes who tell you to speak English when you're having
a conversation in your native language.
19. Stupid fucking Green Card lotteries.
20. Americans who are still re-living WWII

I do have to admit that Americans make good cigarettes.
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