From: James DiGriz <jndmy@cotton.vislab.olemiss.edu>

Subject: Re: Leprost Songs?

Date: Sun, 30 Apr 1995 10:25:19 -0500


On 27 Apr 1995, Dalek Boy wrote:

>      I'm looking for some leprosy songs, cause I like to 
> think I'm an open minded person, and also, I'm a lunatic.
> 
> Tee Hee!
> 
> Dalek Boy
> 
> 

Well, when I was in basic training, one of my "roommates" came up with 
this little ditty, sang to the tune of "Yesterday"

	Leprosy,
	All my skin is falling off of me.
	Now I'm not half the man I used to be,
	Oh, why did I get leprosy

	Syphilus,
	It all started with a simple kiss.
	Now my dork falls off each time I take a piss,
	Oh why did I get syphilus?

	What she had in her hole I don't know,
	She wouldn't say...

(That's all he said)




Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se