From: gmoriart@aluminum.helios.nd.edu (Keylime)

Subject: Re: Barings Bank collapse due to GAMERA??

Date: 10 Mar 1995 05:09:01 GMT

BILOXI, AL (AP) - The Japanese monster movie star Gamera was killed today.
Sources say he stumbled into alt.stupidity whereupon he was chopped
into itty bitty pieces by the regulars there. All around the internet
people were heard rejoicing. One anonymous usenet reader said, "We
never understood what the purpose of Gamera was, but we're glad as hell
that he is gone." Gamera is survived by his brothers King Kong and
Godzilla.