In article <ATAYLOR.95Feb13125217@gauss.nmsu.edu>, Nosy <ataylor@nmsu.edu> wrote: ><In article <8jklnlknnklnkl@asggsa.gsasg> spatula@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch) writes: >< Hey, John Patrick Lodder has been around for as least as long as I have been. >< If I'm the father of alt.stupidity then he's like the uncle or the >< father-in-law or something. > Hey, Henry Churchyard was around when Spatula hadn't come > out of the utensil drawer yet; Churchy prolly even remembers > the great "bunny vs. toaster" debate. > So, like, does that make him a foster-parent of alt.stupdididity, > or something? I'd prefer to think of myself as the "god-father" (like James Brown)! Here's a bunch of old junk of mine I found on some floppy: <<>><<>><><<>><<>><><<>><<>><><<>><<>><><<>><<>><><<>><<>><><<>><<>><><<>><<>>
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+--- January ---+-- February ---+---- March ----|---- April ----+
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| 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 |
| 7 8 9 0 1 | 4 5 6 7 8 | 415 6 7 8 9 0 | 8 9 0 |
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| 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 | 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 7 8 9 0 1 2 3 | 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 |
| 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 | 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 |
| 9 0 1 2 3 4 5 | 6 7 8 9 0 1 2 | 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 | 8 9 0 1 2 3 4 |
| 6 7 8 9 0 1 | 304 5 6 7 8 9 | 8 9 0 1 | 5 6 7 8 9 0 1 |
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When are you?
>From churchh@ut-emx.uucp Fri Apr 19 11:17:46 1991
Path: ut-emx!churchh
Let's put that in another way: _____________________________________________________________________________ /C ISN'T THE LATEST MODERN TECHNOLOGY WONDERFUL? | |] ] ]] ] ] ]] ]]] ] ]] ] | | ]] ] ]] ]] ]]]] ]] ] ] | | ] ] ] ] ]] ] ] ] ] | |111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111| |22222222 222222222222 2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222| | 3333333333 3 333 3 33 33333333 3 333 333333333333 33333333333333333333333333| |444444444444444444444444 4 444444444444444444 444 444444444444444444444444444| |555555555 55555 5555 555555 5 55 55 55555555 5 555555555555555555555555555555| |6666666666666666666666666 6666666666 6 666 6666 6666666666666666666666666666| |7777777777 7777777777777777777777777777 77777777777 7777777777777777777777777| |8888888888 888 8888888888888 88888 88888 888888 888 8888888888888888888888888| |9999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999| |_____________________________________________________________________________|
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