From: ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy)

Subject: Re: Alvin & The Chipmunks

Date: 9 Jan 95 20:27:11

<In article <3es59f$fdr@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti JN) writes:
<In some bacon article ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) stated:
<><Anti JN (me) writes:
<><In some bacon article ataylor@nmsu.edu (Nosy) stated:
<><>Anti JN (me) writes:
<><>
<><><I don't think that I want to touch anyone called Mr. Muffet with
<><><anything else than a 3 feet long branding iron.
<><>
<><>	You can't fool me, y'all over there in Far Eastern
<><>	Norway (or is it Far Western Finland?) don't even
<><>	*HAVE* feets,
<>
<><OH DARN! Now what am I going to do with my new pair of boots?
<>
<>	Give 'em to Churchy, he's got extra feets....but then,
<>	he *is* in Texas.

<Duh,  you mean 6 feet under???


	Hmm. Erm. 

	Uh.

	No, I don't mean that; I doubt  he'd have net.access
	at that point, unless "6 feet under" refers to a bunker
	or underground office....

<><>               you has "metergrams" or  "Centikilos"
<><>	and stuff like that.
<>
<><We got: Aln, fot, tum, pund, tunna. Or at least we had 80 years ago.
<>
<>	That's funny, I had a tunna samwiche for lunch today...

<Oh yes! You killed FLIPPER!!!

	No, no, no, I had a tunna sandwiche; 2,000 pounds of
	sandwiche.

<That's cool.

	Whey kool, true.

<Put Flipper next to McCauley Culkin, Calvin and Hobbes
<on the Bacon Sandwiches Wall of Heads.

 
	*That* is kool.

<><Or is that 80 laps of the big blue-green ball around the big yellow
<><and extreeeeeeemly hot ball.
<>
<>	I dunno, ask some of them critters over in
<>	alt.alien.visitors...

<Heh heh heh. You said "over". Heh heh heh.

	Bssssksrtst!

	Yep, Good Buddy, I said "Over", 10-4, what's yer
	10-20,  10-72?

	Over?

<><>	So dis should be: "I don't think ...  (ain't it the truth?
<><>	Thinking can hurt!)
<>
<><Yup, 'specialy after a true Yeti or two.
<>
<>	Ever since NAFTA, though, there ain't been a *true*
<>	Yeti to be found around here, just them cheap
<>	plastic imitation ones from Guadalacaca...

<Is that anywhere near Guadalaweewee???

	Uh..... I dunno.

<><>                     anything less than a 3 kilolitermeter
<><>	branding iron".
<>
<><Perhaps anything less than a 3 kilomegamillimicro. Meter.
<> 
<>	Whoa, doesn't that come out to a very odd number
<>	in teraCuries, though?

<Yeah, funnily enough, it comes out "42".

	Lessee here, fish...check...Flipper....check..."42"....
	check.

	Uh, does this mean that we gonna see  quotes from
	"The Adams Family"  anytime soon?