From: semy@msg.ti.com (The .44 Magnum Doughnut)

Subject: Re: CORN CORN CORN

Date: Wed, 1 Mar 1995 13:48:59

In article <3j2d78$54c@nic.lth.se> dat92jni@ludat.lth.se (Anti Keylime) writes:
>In some bacon article Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> stated:

>*Sounds of heavy breathing*
>Come to The Corn Side, Bill!

>*Interior view: Keylime's throne room.
>Out of the window and on the view screens, the Rebel fleet is
>being decimated in blinding explosions of light and debris. But
>in here there is no sound of battle. Keylime turns to Bill.*

>     KEYLIME:
>Your fleet has lost. And your friends on the
>alt.stupidity newsfroup will not survive. There
>is no escape, my young apprentice. The Bacon Alliance
>will die...as will your friends.

>[Bill's eyes are full of rage. Virkam watches him.]

>     KEYLIME:
>Good. I can feel your Corn. I am defenseless.
>Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your
>Corn and your journey towards the Corn side will
>be complete.

Oooo, Oooo, wait, wait I've seen this movie before!   Isn't it right about 
here that Corn Vadar shrieks maniacally into the void cause his battteries run 
out, just as Luke BaconWalker hacks his arm off with the BaconSabre?  Then the 
ImperialCornTroopers rush in and hose the entire set down with the Mazola 
Spray, trapping HamSolo in frozen cornbread batter.  Meanwhile Princess 
LayMe, the Wookie ChewBacon and the droidz manage to escape and follow 
the frozen HamSolo to Jabba the Fut's home planet, in the Cornholio System.
Once there, Luke contacts Obi Wan Bacon and Yo' da-One and receives his 
Jedi training and true bacon enlightenment.  Meahwhile, there's some really 
smashing special effects, LayMe wears some cheap loincloth thing which gets
Jabba the Fut pretty excited, I can tell you that, followed by some pretty 
cheezy love scenes as HamSolo and LayMe do the funky chicken on Ham's
ship, the Baconian Falcon...........man, I loved that part.  Finally, Luke 
confronts the Emperor and refuses to eat his corn nuts, which drives the 
Emperor into a rage and he blows a large vein in his head, suffering a major 
edema, and dies from bad acting.........man, I loved that movie.


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