----------------------------------------------------- Newsfroups-were: alt.conspiracy,alt.religion.kibology,sci.psychology,alt.folklore.urban,alt.psych ology.personality,alt.alien.visitors By: ogre@netcom.com (Joe Rumsey) Subject-was: A New Disorder Date posted: Sat, 14 Jan 1995 02:28:52 GMT Today I discovered a new feeling. Have you ever been in a public place, say, a mall, and suddenly had this overwhelming sensation of aionarap? That is, the feeling that you are out to get everyone. Well I did. After walking the length of a large mall looking for the bookstore, I suddenly realized I was watching everyone, and plotting against them! Yes indeed, I was listening to everything the couple sitting on the bench did, watching every move the old woman and her daughter made, spying on the poor girls at Hot Dog on a Stick(and laughing behind their backs). I was afraid that at any moment I might call the authorities on some of these poor hapless people, or that in fact I WAS the authorities! Perhaps I work for the FBI and I don't know it. That would be pretty strange considering I am OUT TO GET THE FBI too! I've also been laying a trap for the unsuspecting space alienss that are coming to visit me next week. (They didn't tell me that, I intercepted one of their transmissions) I plan to perform all kinds of medical and sexual testing on them, and leave them with little or no memory of the event. They may try to tell people on their homeworld about it, but it will come out as just another crackpot story in the alien tabloids. Just because I'm aionarapid doesn't mean I'm not out to get them! -- "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!" ------------------------------------------------------------- Posted (not written) by: Daphne Brinkerhoff : ---New Year -- new sig. under io20444@maine.maine.edu : construction.
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