The anti-everything tempted: >Good. I can feel your Corn. I am defenseless. >Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your >Corn and your journey towards the Corn side will >be complete. Bill thrusts his defiance over the wall and yells "give me bacon or I'm going over there!!!" --Bill (looking for strong leadership--I am not a numb...uhh...) -- The following .sig has reached its half-life. Time for a new one. 0.1cc(stg lls ol paicenmanDv orti oeot olt ysth floeethes tjto n nnaigpc u eI
Corn people on alt.stupidity: Cornlime - cornest Bill Wilkornson - corny Cabbage - corn Francis Bacon - corn Chicken Burrito - corn Corn - corn Jimmy Crack - corn That bump on my toe - corn That food particle stuck between my two front teeth - corn The dead body out on the street that's been there for two days! - corn blahblahblah - corn errr - corn and shometing - corn ...and corn (Dials phone.) "Room service." "GET ME SOME CORN!" "Yes sir, right away sir." (Slams down phone.)
<In article <3io5hf$849@news.nd.edu> gmoriart@grieg.helios.nd.edu (Keylime) writes: < Corn people on alt.stupidity: < Cornlime - cornest < Bill Wilkornson - corny < Cabbage - corn < Francis Bacon - corn < Chicken Burrito - corn < Corn - corn < Jimmy Crack - corn < That bump on my toe - corn < That food particle stuck between my two front teeth - corn < The dead body out on the street that's been there for two days! - corn < blahblahblah - corn < errr - corn < and shometing - corn Hey! Howcome I'm not on that list, huh? < ...and corn < (Dials phone.) < "Room service." < "GET ME SOME CORN!" < "Yes sir, right away sir." < (Slams down phone.) Will that be with or without bacon, please?
Keylime wants me in corn! But I was brought up on Spatch's bacon! Holy-moly! What can I do? --Bill (looking for strong leadership) -- 70325.1137@cis.com (or something). Bill Wilkinson, Idiot-Class Stupidian with clones in Omaha and Denver who are trying to get on the Cool list. Why is it that I feel compelled to have a sig with just four lines and no ascii graphics? Must be the CI
Bill Wilkinson (70325.1137@CompuServe.COM) wrote: : Keylime wants me in corn! But I was brought up on Spatch's : bacon! : Holy-moly! : What can I do? : --Bill (looking for strong leadership) Be strong! Stand up for what you believe it! Remember, son: you're a MAN, not a NUMBER! : 70325.1137@cis.com (or something). Bill Wilkinson, Idiot-Class ...er...oh, well. Corn is good. -- Gesundheit.
In some bacon article Bill Wilkinson <70325.1137@CompuServe.COM> stated:
>Keylime wants me in corn! But I was brought up on Spatch's
>bacon!
>
>Holy-moly!
>
>What can I do?
*Sounds of heavy breathing*
Come to The Corn Side, Bill!
*Interior view: Keylime's throne room.
Out of the window and on the view screens, the Rebel fleet is
being decimated in blinding explosions of light and debris. But
in here there is no sound of battle. Keylime turns to Bill.*
KEYLIME:
Your fleet has lost. And your friends on the
alt.stupidity newsfroup will not survive. There
is no escape, my young apprentice. The Bacon Alliance
will die...as will your friends.
[Bill's eyes are full of rage. Virkam watches him.]
KEYLIME:
Good. I can feel your Corn. I am defenseless.
Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your
Corn and your journey towards the Corn side will
be complete.
>--Bill (looking for strong leadership)
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The anti-everything tempted: >Good. I can feel your Corn. I am defenseless. >Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your >Corn and your journey towards the Corn side will >be complete. Bill thrusts his defiance over the wall and yells "give me bacon or I'm going over there!!!" --Bill (looking for strong leadership--I am not a numb...uhh...) -- The following .sig has reached its half-life. Time for a new one. 0.1cc(stg lls ol paicenmanDv orti oeot olt ysth floeethes tjto n nnaigpc u eI
Let's not forget who welded the corn from the depths of
the soil. Keylime is a co-conspirator is this little
game of vegetables and pork products. I am the one to
hate/love for starting this hostility. I like corn, yes,
and bacon too. It the Yin-Yang principle at work here,
and it's tearing me to coleslaw (AV/COLESLAW, that is).
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
cabbage: "We're all gonna be like three little Fonzie's
here. And we all know what Fonzi is."
--Jules, Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&cheddar!
In some bacon article pford@cabell.vcu.edu (Phil D. Ford) stated:
>Let's not forget who welded the corn from the depths of
>the soil. Keylime is a co-conspirator is this little
>game of vegetables and pork products. I am the one to
>hate/love for starting this hostility. I like corn, yes,
>and bacon too. It the Yin-Yang principle at work here,
>and it's tearing me to coleslaw (AV/COLESLAW, that is).
Ok, then let's do it this way:
*Sounds of heavy breathing*
Come to The Corn Side, Bill!
*Interior view: Cabbage's throne room.
Out of the window and on the view screens, the Rebel fleet is
being decimated in blinding explosions of light and debris. But
in here there is no sound of battle. Cabbage turns to Bill.*
CABBAGE:
Your fleet has lost. And your friends on the
alt.stupidity newsfroup will not survive. There
is no escape, my young apprentice. The Bacon Alliance
will die...as will your friends.
[Bill's eyes are full of rage. Keylime watches him.]
CABBAGE:
Good. I can feel your Corn. I am defenseless.
Take your weapon! Strike me down with all your
Corn and your journey towards the Corn side will
be complete.
[Suddenly Vikram bursts into the throneroom.]
CABBAGE:
Vik! What are you doing here? I told you never to come
to the office!
VIKRAM:
Ehhh...Sorry, I just had to be in the script somewhere
to compensate for my sudden demotion.
CABBAGE:
Oh.
KEYLIME:
And how come I don't get to say anything in this version?
ANTI-JN:
Oh, you're no fun anymore.
[Scene ends]
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