From: nafziger.5@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu (Jason Nafziger)

Subject: Re: Jason Nafziger, really!

Date: 7 Nov 1994 23:44:50 -0500

Some guy with my initials writes:
/In alt.stupidity nafziger.5@postbox.acs.ohio-state.edu stated:
/>Keylime shares:
/>/In article yrmom@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu, spatula@unicorn.dorm.umd.edu (Spatch)
/>/writes:
/>/>Must you turn everything into a cascade?!
/>/
/>/Really! Cascades are so stupid.
/>Silly! Casanova is no cupid.
/Billy! Gimme that lupin!
Chili 'n' me are soupin'!

/>/No wait, that would be a compliment.
/>Oh great, that could be a pompadour.
/Yo Brett, that's a cool pompom.
No bet, that's a fool's tomtom.

/>/They are dumb.
/>Radar thumb.
/Vader's rump.
Slater's dump

/>/I mean, let's put a little more effort into our posts, people.
/>I mean, Jed's put a little whore sheperd into his roasts, people.
/I've seen Jed put more than the whore in a poor people.
My spleen had butter and a boar in it to store people.

/>/Anyone can post a followup with one or two additional words. 
/>Anyone can post a followup with one or two additional warts.
/Nanny can post a lost foal with one and two additional tarts.
Danny can post a most foul width, one or two medicinal parts.

/>/If you want to be cool, spend a little time before you post and think of
/>/something original that I want to hear. 
/>If you want Scooby Doo, end a fiddle rhyme before you toast and stink like
/>some aborigine that I want to fear.
/If you went to Scooby Doo, he would fall lika a dime at most and stick to
/som indian that could be there.
If you spent time with Scooby Doo, he would call Mike a dumb asshole and
flick at some idiot. That would be fair.

/>/Entertain me.
/>End? Certainly.
/Mend? No way!
Spend? No pay!

/>/Amuse me.
/>Abuse Lee.
/Clues to inspector Lee.
Who's to inspect her? Me?

/>/Infect me.
/>Correctly.
/Lately?
Sedately?

/>/Just don't, I mean, yeah, er.
/>Fuss, groan, I mean, ladder.
/Muss the roan I mean, you bladder.
Adjust the tone. I mean, the CLATTER!!

/>/Gurgle.
/>Urkel.
/Blurp.
Nerd.

/>/Right now my lower eyelid is twitching.
/>That cow, my older stepked is bitching.
/That moose folded a nextstep knitting.
That noose molded in Heckman's pudding.

/>/This happens to me occassionally.
/>Miss Kappen screws me so brazenly.
/Miss Kapp drew mesonic forces thoroughly.
Mistep, your moronic farces annoy me.

/>/Some muscle in my body gets a little antsy and decides to start twitching. 
/>Scud missile from Nairobi gets a ladle and, see, and refries a large kitchen.
/Dud missile done Nairobi no favour and, gee, fried chicken!
Didn't miss it, one pie, Toby goes for the gland, G. Finger lickin'!!

/>/Does this happen to anyone else?
/>Does Miss Kappen screw anyone else?
/MSDOS is dapper and blew Gates? *belch*
Missed us, it flapped and blew chunks. *squelch*

/>/It's not a violent twitching, more like a fluttering.
/>It's not a violet kitchen, more like a butterscotch.
/Ditty robot vision ditch score lime in butter.
Shitty Poe rot mission. Bitch, whore, mime, and butthead.

/>/Really weird.
/>Silly beard.
/Dorky Lear.
Porky deer.

/>/I wish I knew why it did that.
/>A fish I knew drives a Cadillac
/Fish threw the hives at Chrystler.
Dish you some chives and spice, sir?

/>/Really annoying.
/>Ditto. :)
/Ditto. Times 2.
Ditto. Times infinity.


/>Jason.
/Grass on?
Crass one?

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/>I am the CASCADE KING!!!!
/I'm in their CAT-O-VAN fling.
Slimin' their Saturday thing.


//Jesper Nilsson
Vesper Filchin'.

/-- 
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/I've heard of UNIseX, but I've never had it.
I've heard of Rice Chex, but I've never had it.

/Jesper Nilsson -- dat92jni@ludat.lth.se || jesper@df.lth.se
Vesper filchin' ++ pod45ynk@werlad.jup.nw || vesper@hy.jub.nw




Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se