found on alt.sex, the attributions were screwed up, so i just deleted them. A day in the life of Bonk Date: 9 Mar 92 14:53:07 +1300 Organization: University of Canterbury, Christchurch, New Zealand I've just got to share this with you all. At 8 o'clock yesterday morning, I was watching my workers arrive for another day of toil when one of them came in the gateway on his little Kamakuza putt-putt hotly pursued by a sheep. When I say "hotly", I mean that the sheep was practically climbing onto the pillion seat. The worker in question is a diminutive Cambodian and the sheep was about twice his weight or more. When the poor boy stopped to park, the sheep tried to mount him, and damn near crushed him on the bike. We pulled the animal off by its wool and the boy fled into the staff cafetaria, unfortunately, in his panic, neglecting to close the door behind him. The sheep rushed after, bleeting hoarsely, and chased him round the tables. We noticed at this stage that the sheep was a very fat Southdown ram. All that saved my worker was the sheep's gross physical unfitness - it was too fat to work up more than a gentle trot. When the boy climbed up on a table, the sheep turned to the other workers who had been trying to avoid being knocked down. Just like the sex-crazed dogs which give us so much fun, it ran around sniffing at people's crotches and, when it found one it liked, it curled back its lip and flicked its tongue in and out, grunting, giving those who stood still for it an expert tongue job. It didn't pay to stand still, however, because the sheep had more in mind and expected co-operation from its partners. Those who didn't assume the approved ewe position got a good head bunt and, if that didn't work, a quick bite on the thigh. I suggested to some of the women that they could let it have its wicked way and the lambs would be ready for next Christmas dinner, but none would oblige. We had to lock the demented animal up until someone came to claim him. What I want to know is, who taught the sheep to enjoy sex with humans? Had some Australian been in the district? (oh yes, it turned out that the sheep's name was bonk.) -- \ ____ "the bunny did not get the job because the bunny is cute. \ /\ lteril the bunny got the job because the bunny knows wordperfect." (~) lwho?l ---the new yorker __/_\_/_____] please send mail to terihu@uclink2.berkeley.edu
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