(Spatch, Keylime, Anti-Jn, John Lodder are the four contestants. The bid is for a lovely mouth figurine cleanser.) Bob Barker: Okay Spatch, you'll start the bidding. Spatch: bacon. Bob: Keylime? Keylime: corn. Bob: Anti JN? Anti JN: cheese. Bob: John Lodder? John Lodder: I'm married now. Bob: Okay! The actual retail price is (A buzzer is heard and the contestants look all around trying to pinpoint where the sound is coming from.) Bob: Oh, I'm sorry you've all over bid. Spatch, try it again. Spatch: and bacon. Keylime: and corn. Anti JN: and cheese. John Lodder: and I'm married now. Bob: and the contestant who bid the closest to the actually amount is...... (Just then a large CRASH happens above them in the lights. It's Nosy and she swoops down in front of the mouth figurine cleanser. She carries a large fish in her hands.) Nosy: Can't you see what Bob Barker is trying to do to you guys? This "mouth figurine" cleanser is a crock! Mouth figurines are clean enough in their own special way. This product is just bait for you to come under the control of..... Spatch: Yes? Keylime: Eh? Anti-JN: Huh? John Lodder: I'm married now. Nosy: The most evil and vile spirit lives on! Yes! Richard Lee! (All contestants turn angry and attack the stage and Bob Barker. Nosy proceeds to beat the mouth figurine cleaser with the large fish. The crowd cheers, the credits roll.)
Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se