From: pford@cabell.vcu.edu (Phil D. Ford)

Subject: The Price is Right

Date: 31 Mar 1995 09:50:21 -0500


(Spatch, Keylime, Anti-Jn, John Lodder are the four contestants.
 The bid is for a lovely mouth figurine cleanser.)


Bob Barker:  
	Okay Spatch, you'll start the bidding.

Spatch: 
	bacon.

Bob:  
	Keylime?

Keylime:  
	corn.

Bob:  
	Anti JN?

Anti JN:  
	cheese.

Bob:  
	John Lodder?

John Lodder:  
	I'm married now.

Bob:  
	Okay!  The actual retail price is

(A buzzer is heard and the contestants look all around trying
 to pinpoint where the sound is coming from.)

Bob:
	Oh, I'm sorry you've all over bid.  Spatch, try it
	again.

Spatch:
	and bacon.

Keylime:
	and corn.

Anti JN:
	and cheese.

John Lodder:
	and I'm married now.

Bob:
	and the contestant who bid the closest to the actually
	amount is......

(Just then a large CRASH happens above them in the lights.
 It's Nosy and she swoops down in front of the mouth figurine
 cleanser.  She carries a large fish in her hands.)

Nosy:  
	Can't you see what Bob Barker is trying to do to you
	guys?  This "mouth figurine" cleanser is a crock!
	Mouth figurines are clean enough in their own special
	way.  This product is just bait for you to come under
	the control of.....

Spatch:
	Yes?

Keylime:
	Eh?

Anti-JN:
	Huh?

John Lodder:
	I'm married now.

Nosy:
	The most evil and vile spirit lives on!  Yes!
	Richard Lee!

(All contestants turn angry and attack the stage and Bob Barker.  
Nosy proceeds to beat the mouth figurine cleaser with the large 
fish.  The crowd cheers, the credits roll.)



Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se