From: heckman@oomph.BBN.Com (Steve Heckman)

Subject: Re: What the IRS hopes you will never find out....

Date: 17 Nov 1994 19:57:25 GMT

Stacy Friedman <safriedm@fas.harvard.edu> writes:

   It all really just boils down to this:

   ISSUE           | DEMOCRATS                | REPUBLICANS
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   criminals       | Give them a second       | Give them the swift
                   | chance                   | sword of death
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   the poor        | Give them some food      | Give them the swift
                   |                          | sword of death
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   endangered      | give them protection     | Give them the swift
   species         |                          | sword of death
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   dictators       | give them a way out      | Give them the swift
                   |                          | sword of death
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   the uninsured   | Give them some           | Given them the swift
                   | health care              | sword of death
   -------------------------------------------------------------------
   the cost        | $9,000,000,000,          | $29.95
                   |    000,000,000           | (cost of one sword)
   -------------------------------------------------------------------


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   Stacy Friedman                         Harvard University Class of 1996   
   Computer Science Concentrator          Quincy House 314, (617) 493-7580 
   <safriedm@fas.harvard.edu>                                           


ROTFL!

-vehement "Give me liberty or give me the swift sword of death!" sack




Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se