In article <3g9rts$bh0@netnews.upenn.edu>, -=DaN=- <shea@blue.seas.upenn.edu> wrote: >TWINKIE THE KID (TM) is the anti-christ! >All hail his golden sponge cake frame and cream center! JESUS CHRIST in: "Snackful Situation" --- panel one: Jesus is sitting on the middle of a lake. The apostles are running by the shore. --- APOSTLES: Jesus, help!! Pontius Pilate is being mean to Jews! --- panel two: we see Pontius Pilate in court or something. --- PILATE: I sentence you, and you, and you to stoning! Heh, heh! Who loves ya, baby? --- panel three: Jesus runs up to Pontius Pilate, throwing snack cakes at him. --- JESUS: Snack on these, Pilate! PILATE: Hostess Twinkies Snack Cakes(tm)! --- panel four: Pontius Pilate is gorging his heathen heart out. PILATE: Mmm! This is so delicious! How can I think of persecuting other religions when I can have golden sponge cake? JESUS (thinking): I knew the creamy center would set him straight! -- You get a BIG DELIGHT out of EVERY BITE of HOSTESS' SNACK CAKES
Jesper Nilsson // dat92jni@ludat.lth.se or jesper@df.lth.se