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You can also visit my gopher hole if you'd like, same URL just switch the port
to 70.

I sometimes document my personal projects here and exercise my technical
writing _skill_, and perhaps someone finds this useful one day.

## Guestbook
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## Radio
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## Email
i love getting email. from anyone. from you! it's my favorite way to talk. email my anything!  
seriously!  
getz@dflund.se

## IRC
Join my run club [#strava](https://web.libera.chat/gamja/#strava) on libera.chat  


Movies
------

- [Ghost In The Shell (1995)](https://archive.org/details/ghost-in-the-shell-1008p)  
- [Hardboiled (1992)](https://archive.org/details/img-2563_202303)  
- [Heavy Metal (1981)](https://archive.org/details/heavy.-metal.-1981.1080p.-blu-ray.x-264.-yify)  
- [Pusher
  (1996)](https://archive.org/details/pusher.-1996.-1080p.-blu-ray.-10-bit.x-265.-aac.-5.1-qman-utr)  

## Funny quotes
> A burrito is just a lasagna in the category of endofunctors.  
>

\- Origin unknown, [original inspiration](https://blog.plover.com/prog/burritos.html).

> Let me be perfectly clear: [ed is the standard Unix text editor](./funny/ed.html "ed is the standard Unix text editor"). If you don’t know ed, you’re not a real sysadmin.

\- [Ed Mastery](https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product/ed/) Michael W Lucas 

> The easiest way to tell a Real Programmer from the crowd is by the
> programming language he (or she) uses.  Real Programmers use FORTRAN.
> Quiche Eaters use PASCAL.

\- [Ed Post](./funny/realprogrammers.html) (1982)

> Anything with a network connection and a working ssh
> client will do... I'd rather spend my money on clothes
> & entertainment... less tech garbage also means my
> bedroom doesn't scare the bitches away

\- [The UNIX Terrorist](http://phrack.org/issues/65/2.html)

> Usually, the remote server wont tell you the correct size
> of their penis packet. 

\- [movl](./funny/pen15.html)

> The C language is case-sensitive. Compilers are case-sensitive. The Unix
> command line, ufs, and nfs file systems are case-sensitive. I'm case-sensitive
> too, especially about product names. The IDE is called Xcode. Big X, little c.
> Not XCode or xCode or X-Code. Remember that now.

\- Chris Espinosa

> Fördelen är att alla BDSM-fantaster har en utmärkt alibimöjlighet.  
> "När jag pratar om locks, jails och constriction pratar jag om ett
> obskyrt unixsystem".

\- tvåålen

> Without that "hobby" OS you would not have your Internet connection right now
> nor being able to do on-line banking. But hey it is far cooler to claim that top
> 487 out of 500 supper computers run Linux instead for the fact that over 30000
> elevators in U.S. alone use OpenBSD :beer:

\- [Oko](https://forums.FreeBSD.org/threads/my-desktop-comparison-of-freebsd-and-openbsd.47118/post-263263)

> Alltså jag är ingenjör, vi jobbar inte med positiv feedback. Vi löser problem.
> Vi vill bara ha negativ feedback, dessutom inom elektroniken är positiv feedback
> dålig

\- ghane

## ARM assembly (aarch64)
If you're into assembly you can check out [the instruction reference as a html
site](./ARM) instead of the 14k page pdf you can get from arm.
The tarballs of it can be found [here](https://developer.arm.com/Architectures/A-Profile%20Architecture#Downloads).

Links
-----

- [W3Challs][1]
- [Smash the Stack Wargaming Network][2]
- [Wargames offered by the OverTheWire community][3]
- [Advanced Programming in the UNIX Environment][4]
- [VX Underground (find your favorite malware here!)][5]
- [SpaceHey (remember myspace?)][6]
- [Super Dimension Fortress (freeshell.org)][7]
- [Bitreich.org][8]
- [crackmes.one][9]
- [Siliconpr0n][10]
- [lainchain][11]
- [The uops.info Code Analyzer][12]
- [Online Assembler and Disassembler][13]
- [Compiler Explorer][14]
- [Encyclopedia of things considered helpful][15]
- [Encyclopedia of things considered harmful][16]
- [Copyright Does Not Exist][17] [(svenska)](http://www.df.lth.se/~triad/book/)
- [x86/x64 SIMD Instruction List (SSE to AVX512)][18]
- [A64 SIMD Instruction List: SVE Instructions][19]
- [Beej's Guide to Interprocess Communication][20]
- [Beej's Guide to Network Programming][21]
- [Beej's Guide to C Programming][22]
- [Beej's Guide to Networking Concepts][23]
- [comp.lang.c Frequently Asked Questions][24]
- [yarchive Usenet Compilation][25]
- [The Association for Computational Heresy][26]
- [The 88x31 GIF Collection][27]
- [LOW←TECH MAGAZINE][28]
- [International Journal of PoC‖GTFO][29]
- [The Monospace Web][30]
- [ELF ELF ELF][31]
- [/g/entoomen library][32] [(Index)](https://theswissbay.ch/pdf/Gentoomen%20Library/)
- [Everything you know about RISC is wrong][33]
- [Invisible things lab sitemap][34]
- [Lions' Commentary on the UNIX 6th Edition with source code][35]
- [deadnet file barn][36]
- [The ZINC experiment (OCaml)][37]
- [CHERIoT Programmers' Guide][38]
- [UNIX Needs A True Integrated Environment: CASE Closed (1989)][39]
- [LYSERGIA: Eternity Is In Love With The Productions Of Time][40]
- [Patrick The Lama album reviews][41]
- [Debian Devuan fork mail][42]
- [Fear and Loathing of the English Passive][43]
- [unix_surrealism][44]

[1]: https://w3challs.com/
[2]: https://www.smashthestack.org/main.html
[3]: https://overthewire.org/wargames/
[4]: https://stevens.netmeister.org/631/
[5]: https://vxug.fakedoma.in/
[6]: https://spacehey.com/
[7]: http://sdf.org/
[8]: https://bitreich.org/
[9]: https://crackmes.one/
[10]: https://siliconpr0n.org/
[11]: https://lainchan.org/
[12]: https://uica.uops.info/
[13]: https://shell-storm.org/online/Online-Assembler-and-Disassembler/
[14]: https://godbolt.org/
[15]: http://helpful.cat-v.org/
[16]: http://harmful.cat-v.org/
[17]: http://svenskefaen.no/cdne/
[18]: https://www.officedaytime.com/simd512e/
[19]: https://dougallj.github.io/asil/
[20]: https://beej.us/guide/bgipc/html/split/
[21]: https://beej.us/guide/bgnet/
[22]: https://beej.us/guide/bgc/
[23]: https://beej.us/guide/bgnet0/
[24]: https://c-faq.com/
[25]: https://yarchive.net/comp/index.html
[26]: https://sigbovik.org/
[27]: http://cyber.dabamos.de/88x31/
[28]: https://solar.lowtechmagazine.com/
[29]: https://www.sultanik.com/pocorgtfo/
[30]: https://owickstrom.github.io/the-monospace-web/
[31]: https://stevens.netmeister.org/631/elf.html
[32]: https://g.sicp.me/books/
[33]: https://blog.erratasec.com/2022/10/the-risc-deprogrammer.html
[34]: https://invisiblethingslab.com/sitemap.xml
[35]: https://warsus.github.io/lions-/
[36]: https://pub.deadnet.se/
[37]: https://caml.inria.fr/pub/papers/xleroy-zinc.pdf
[38]: https://cheriot.org/book/
[39]: http://www.bitsavers.org/pdf/xerox/parc/techReports/CSL-89-4_UNIX_Needs_A_True_Integrated_Environment.pdf
[40]: http://lysergia_2.tripod.com/LysergiaMain.htm
[41]: http://lysergia_2.tripod.com/LamaReviews/lamaMain.htm
[42]: https://unixdigest.com/includes/files/debian-fork-message.txt
[43]: https://lel.ed.ac.uk/~gpullum/passive_loathing.pdf
[44]: https://analognowhere.com/unix_surrealism


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