Welcome to Hacker's Orange Glow
Greetings, fellow cybernaut. You've jacked into the digital realm of a hacker who still believes in the power of plain HTML, CSS, and JavaScript. Bask in the warm orange glow of our terminal.
About the Hacker
I'm a digital archaeologist, unearthing forgotten protocols and resurrecting dead programming languages. When I'm not reverse-engineering toasters to mine cryptocurrency, I'm developing quantum algorithms for brewing the perfect cup of coffee.