by Stefan Blixt
Hey old man, can I ask for advice
It's the first time I am here
It's the usual stuff
Girls and work and life
I wonder, can you help
I don't know why I thought of this now
You've been here all of my life
I feel awkward now
Let me recollect my thoughts
I've forgotten all my questions
But there are things, I know
That I don't really know
I really am aching to find out
And you should know
What there is to know
For the newly-initiated ordinary man
Hey, old man, can I ask for some time
I have some things on my mind
I brought some scotch and cigs
I don't smoke, but I'll take a sip
Now, where will I begin